12:13 < burp> rumors abound of an open bar tonight
12:14 < nosmo> wheredis
12:21 < WEH> is it for a tech thing - I love webservices and analougtics
12:21 < nosmo> the return of substandards
12:22 < spoon> Chubstandards, in honour of the event that killed it
12:23 < WEH> RIP
12:23 < WEH> like the chub, it will rise again
12:27 < burp> was pubstandards ended because of someone's public boner? can't remember what happened
12:28 < spoon> someone was walking around through the crowd with their dick out

(16:52)    nosmo  since when has google calendar automatically added events from gmail? 
(16:54)    johnl  August 25 2015
(16:54)    spoon  :')
(16:54)    stesh  :')

16:21 < rsynnott_> "China's Xi calls for creation of Palestinian state"
16:21 < WEH_> Oh Xit

17:29 < nosmo> it's like an ouroboros of autofellatio
17:30 < spoon> ah, didn't know there was a term for that
17:30 < fibrosis> big words there lad
17:30 < spoon> ...errrr
17:30 < spoon> ouroboros
17:30 < spoon> not autofellatio
17:30 < nosmo> ol
17:30 < spoon> I am of course well versed in the other

16:55 < tapirus> 14:57 < fibrosis> I don't think I know anybody who thinks writing software is their favourite thing
16:55 < tapirus>                   in the world
16:55 < tapirus> that's cos they're all using the wrong language
16:55 < tapirus> love to come home and write some relaxing J code
17:00 < WEH_> slay some J

13:41 < rsynnott_> "Rather than disclose the source code that the FBI used to target a child porn suspect, federal prosecutors in Tacoma, Washington recently dropped their appeal in United States v. Michaud."
13:41 < rsynnott_> probably lost it
13:46 < nosmo> surely they just don't want to reveal a possibly still-useful tor 0day? 
13:50 < rsynnott_> I think I remember reading that the bug they used was fixed years ago, but maybe not
13:52 < nosmo> but I imagine there's stuff about the provenance and/or aspects of it that are either embarrassing or illegal to reveal 
13:58 < WEH_> The defense would like to call the cyber caliphate to the stand

< tapirus> wakey wakey faggots

15:13 < nosmo> https://www.irishtimes.com/news/politics/martin-mcguinness-resigns-as-deputy-first-minister-1.2930300
15:13 < tooly> Title:  Martin McGuinness resigns as Deputy First Minister 
15:33 < tapirus> boring
15:34 < nosmo> nah
15:47 < fibrosis> how can we make it more interesting for you
15:47 < fibrosis> recreational drugs?
15:47 < fibrosis> lo-fi synths?
15:49 < nosmo> Martin McGuinness resigns with ironic sieg heil as Deputy Surgeon First Minister 

21:30 < johnl> last thing before bed is a lulzy memory of giant alienware laptops in CS lectures
21:30 < johnl> nn

16:26 < tapirus> I'm not an ACM member
16:26 < tapirus> stuck it on my LinkedIn anyway
16:27 < WEH_> ACM founder and stonemason