<H_Carter> fo John...my english skillz > than you'res
<@Inky> *yours
<@Inky> *skills
< H_Carter> listen.
<@Inky> *English
< H_Carter> Fuck off.

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<dalamar> H_Carter: You have still not explained how "parital fractions blunten the intellect".

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< KBKarma> Do it. Every time someone enters "gg", it becomes "overly-used expression of agreement or satisfaction of a job well done"

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<nosmo> generalisations so sweeping one could clean the floors of warehouses with them

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< provost> what connection you got cooker?
-!- provost [~provost@ego.cs.may.ie] has quit [Quit: leaving]
< cooker3> a better one then yours seemingly
< ewan> *zing*

21:56 < rsynnott> I used to wear glasses, but they were eaten by lesbians and I haven't hada chance to replace them

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<%nosmo> why won't irssi loads scripts =/
<@rsynnott> because it hates you
<%johnl> ;_;
<%nosmo> well, that's a given with most technology, tough love etc.
<%johnl> rob's very vindictive today
<%nosmo> but it doesn't seem to recognice the /script command at all
<%nosmo> *recognise
<@brazil> nosmo: the perl module isn't loaded
-!- nosmo [nosmo@matrix.netsoc.tcd.ie] has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
 * brazil puts on "Am I Evil"
-!- nosmo [nosmo@spoon.netsoc.tcd.ie] has joined #netsoc
< nosmo> well that went swimmingly.
<@brazil> http://www.blastwave.org/mantis/view_bug_page.php?f_id=0000990
<%nosmo> aha

#netsoc The linked bug was reported by brazil one year before: irssi crashes when you load the perl module.

(*) aeris gives everyone <3 except Mark
@aeris> Word stealer :(
@Mark> You took my ox
@Mark> you cow
@Mark> See the wordplay there?
@aeris> Yeah, _hilarious_
@Mark> Hey, don't have a cow man
@Mark> I'm just talking bull
@Mark> udder nonsense
@johnl> what a load of bullocks
@Mark> Ah, I've cattle-ised the whole room into the action
@brazil> If this channel just took itself calf seriously...
@johnl> these puns are dairy, dairy bad
@Mark> I have no beef with the direction we've taken, yo
@brazil> johnl: not bad enough to make you cream though
@Mark> God, we're milking these for all they're worth
@johnl> i'd steak a sizable sum that they are that bad
@KBKarma> These puns aren't too rare...
@Mark> KBKarma: well done on that one
@KBKarma> Mark: thanks. I just took the bull by the horns.
@Mark> I think we should steer this channel into a new direction.
@KBKarma> This trend is a bit of a stampede to see who can get the last
           pun
@Inky> yeah, we need to try an udder direction
@Mark> OK this is just getting cheesy.
@johnl> we've worn this down to the leather
@KBKarma> We're gonna get creamed when someone from here finds us.
@Mark> mooving swiftly on
@KBKarma> On the other hoof...

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<@rsynnott> ah, most of the UCD transgendered people are F->M 
<@rsynnott> (which fits in with the air of general crazed feminism there :) ) 
<@rsynnott> oh, no, wait, it doesn't, really

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<@rsynnott> (on gaydar, a ridiculous personals website, 'average body' means some sort of whale-like creature, while 'large penis' means smaller than average)

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