< kev> vinny touches me in ways the dictionary doesn't allow
< kev> vinny touches me in ways the dictionary doesn't allow
01:19 <@rsynnott> argh, he has annoying spelling issues on his profilke
23:40 <@H_Carter> Girls from anywhere East of France are hot... 23:40 <@rsynnott> I'm not too bothered about rationality
eoinmcl> if i see one more quote on brazils site tagged 'pun warfare' everyone is in trouble...
<@brazil> "Oh, I don't understand something, I don't want to know about it" <@H_Carter> Yeah] <@H_Carter> Exaclty
< burp> fuck, there better not be spiders living in my hair < burp> one just did the web thing down out of my hair and tickled my neck <%johnl> he was just warning you <%johnl> that you better do something with your hair <%johnl> or those elegant tufts will be colonised <%johnl> and a small forward community of spiders will set up home just south of your crown <%johnl> they bring in small packets of rations to keep them going over the first hard winter <%johnl> like the pilgrims of yore <%johnl> each ration pack is dropped in by air, and contains enough food for a small family for 2 months <%johnl> a couple of flies, a large daddy-long-legs and some fleas <%johnl> they're all preserved in salt to keep them fresh <%johnl> the first spiders crossed the great chasm of space to Jeff's hair sometime in February of 2006, 1 spider-year ago <%johnl> the first spider to set all eight feet on his hair was called Rancles <%johnl> he was a great explorer and had also discovered that harsh and difficult environment that is Brian's hair <%johnl> when the colony planning team decided that Brazil seemed too harsh to merit terraforming, they set up a task-force <@rsynnott> yes, you put all together too much thought into that <@rsynnott> *goes for haircut panicily* <%johnl> you fucker rob <%johnl> you broke the story <%johnl> i was gonna go all night
<%nosmo> There was a tetris board game <%nosmo> no there wasn't. Stop lying * nosmo hits fibrosis <@brazil> "You rolled a T shape" < KBKarma> "Take 6 damage" < KBKarma> "You are attacked by an L-shaped block!" <@brazil> "Line-removal save" <%nosmo> roll less than 1 on 2D6 to save < KBKarma> "A square-shape falls from the heavens! Roll reflex" <@brazil> "Lag, lose a turn" < KBKarma> "Reflex failed. Take 3d6 damage" <%nosmo> "Someone is using write on your terminal, a piece falls straight down" < fibrosis> "someone heys you and you don't have heyhere set" < KBKarma> "Luckily, your AC is high enough. Take no damage" <%nosmo> "your netris game is still fucked though" < KBKarma> "Game over. Would you like your netris blocks identified? [yn or ?]"
couperc> brazil: never use that phrase again...I will hunt you down and insert pipes!! @brazil> couperc: I'm not some sort of command line
<@brazil> Inky: why did you note the rhyming quote? <@Inky> it makes me cringe whenever I read it... -inge <@reilly> no, that's just your face <@brazil> an unescapable element of the human race < fibrosis> you rhyme with such grace <@brazil> indeed, at rhyming I ace < fibrosis> don't make me get the mace. <@reilly> i can't keep up with this pace <%nosmo> This rhyming trend makes me want to kill myself after painting myself orange. <@Inky> I appear to have misplaced my doorhinge <%nosmo> :D <%nosmo> someone's up on their Monkey Island <3 <@Inky> aye! Now what the hell rhymes with ":D" or "<3"? Fuck <@brazil> Inky: now you've gone and mucked it up <%nosmo> It seems that you're quite out of luck. * Inky does a victory dance <@brazil> Inky: don't think you can pass the buck
< kevinly> i'm writing a poem about brazil < Inky> kevinly: Does it rhyme? < kevinly> Inky: not yet. < kevinly> nothing rhymes with brazil < kevinly> except brazil < kevinly> actually < kevinly> if i consider the correct pronuciation. <@brazil> kevinly: I'm sorry that you're razzled, that you can't rhyme with brazil. You'll have to join the frazzle