10:23 <@johnl> like, I know we're not supposed to feel a lil weird about transgender people
10:23 <@johnl> but furries

16:06 <+julia> oh lads we have not discussed the dublin bus strike yet have we
16:13 < stesh> julia: strike's a strike
16:13 < stesh> discussion over
16:14 <+julia> right so

13:26 < burp> also, know a girl who thought they gave her a N-plate after
              passing because her name is Niamh

22:50 < burp> if harbo died I would be in the first row at the funeral
22:50 < burp> pissing into the coffin

15:00 <+spoon> http://www.irishtimes.com/culture/tv-radio-web/mrs-brown-s-boys-voted-best-british-sitcom-of-21st-century-1.2765589
15:00 < tooly> Title:  ‘Mrs Brown’s Boys’ voted best British sitcom of 21st
               century
15:00 <+spoon> fucking jesus
15:00 < kopf> wow
15:00 <+julia> lololo
15:00 < duggles> pack it in lads
15:00 < petrichor> wololo
15:00 <+julia> A+ country
15:00 <+spoon> “There is an audience out there that comedy forgot — that Are
               You Being Served? audience has been left behind. Us winning this
               award proves that.” - Brendan O Carroll
15:00 <+spoon> I wonder how significant is the overlap between pro brexiters
               and the silent majority that miss Carry On dick jokes

16:40 < WEH_> 261 working days in a year
16:40 < WEH_> 10 days maternity
16:41 < WEH_> all we gotta do is adopt 27 kids and we get the whole fucking year off, paid
16:41 < WEH_> thats not even factoring child benefit

13:29 < kopf> made a bad german mistake 
13:29 < kopf> instead of "download it" i said "have a wank"
13:29 < kopf> :(

21:18 < kopf> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJqLAleEnKw
21:18 < tooly> Title: Alex Jones & Donald Trump Bombshell Full Interview - YouTube
21:30 < kopf> can't believe i just watched 12 mins of that alex jones / donald trump vid
21:30 < kopf> :S
21:31 < bunburya> those 12 minutes you lost are now added on to trump's life
21:32 < kopf> fuck 

15:33 < nosmo> I am totally prepared for any situation with my three flashlights, two pens and 3 knives
15:33 < rsynnott> but are the flashlights XENON?
15:34 < petrichor> fleshlight might see more use with these lads

12:07 -!- johnl changed the topic of #ducss to: jumpkicks
12:08 < nosmo> pick a number