19:48 < s4dd> i went to the asian shop and bought 800g of 
              pistachio nuts
19:48 < s4dd> btw
19:48 < s4dd> 14 euro
19:49 < s4dd> end of story
19:49 < stesh> cs, b
19:49 <+timlump> c
19:49 <+timlump> s
19:49 <+timlump> b
19:49 <+timlump> stesh: gg

< rsynnott> jimmeh: what, you think that nuclear executives are cackling: 
            "Hahah, we told them it was a PWR, but secretly it's an RBMK, 
            which we have shrunk, through magic, to fit in the far 
            smaller PWR containment unit, which is fake"

23:55 < padraiq> 90's wicklow, ice cube and nwa beltin' out of the stereo hanging out of the neighbours window
23:55 < padraiq> closer to south central than south central itself

< SlyNeko> I LONG FOR GEE
< padraiq> ol
< WEH> shenloks gonna get his weewee chopped off :(
< SlyNeko> AND YOU HAVE TO WATCH

17:10 -!- mode/#ducss [-o pfarrel] by pfarrel
17:10 < pfarrel> was getting too tempted to mode +o *

23:31 < kevinly> i probably know the most about breweries on this channel

11:48 < SlyNeko> there was a lot of attempted nipple licking wasnt there
11:49 <+WEH> oh I had forgotten about that
11:49 <+WEH> :S
11:49 < gporter> dont :S now!
11:49 < gporter> have to be :D about your antics
11:49 <+WEH> :D
11:50 <+WEH> I was extremely proud of my chest flashing
11:51 < luigii> I take it back
11:51 < luigii> this does not sound like a wholly good fibz :/
11:53 < gporter> just get super buff like me and phwil and then you will enjoy chest flashing too
11:53 < gporter> its only your jelousy that makes you feel :/
11:54 <+WEH> it was a very alpha fibs
11:54  * gporter should totes be an advice columist
11:55 < terran> http://threewordphrase.com/brofight.htm fibs?
11:55 < rachet`> Title: Three Word Phrase: Bro Fight (at threewordphrase.com)
11:56 < rsynnott> 'chest flashing' :D
11:56 < pfarrel> There was a period of about 5 minutes were greg and phil weren't talking, just sitting there feeling their own pecs
11:56 < rsynnott> lolol
11:56 < gporter> feels good man
11:57 <+WEH> it was the hilight of my night for sure
11:57 < gporter> ^5

< pfarrel> ah jaysis
< pfarrel> just moved around on my chair and unleashed a cloud of farts
< pfarrel> this thing needs to be burnt
<+julia> D:
<+julia> lolol
< burp> you need to get one of those special fart absorbing cushions
< burp> do you remember that engineering thesis on fart detection? :D
<+julia> have you seen those like "save your marriage" fart covers for beds
< pfarrel> yep
< pfarrel> and fart proof underwear
< pfarrel> imagine if there was a charcoal filter to attach to your sphincter
< johnl> Gonna patent it
< burp> or just like
< burp> when you sit into your chair
< burp> you attach a hose
< burp> it all goes through the chair down into the ground
< burp> pools with all the other employee farts
<+julia> look on r/trees for some helpful tips on funnelling the fart outside
<+WEH> I heard if you stick a fishermans friend up your bunghole it gives you minty farts
<+julia> someone should try
<+julia> for science
< gporter> and is used to heat the building ?
< burp> yeah
< pfarrel> WEH: couldnt stifle that worklol
<+julia> guys i think you have stumbled upon the best idea
< burp> or maybe they'll just save it all for years
<+julia> patent it now!!
< pfarrel> turning guiness into renewable bio-heating
< burp> and use it to blast IBM out of existance when they have enough
<+julia> some jerk will drop a match down their farthole and then everyone will die
< johnl> Haha, that was weird
< burp> WEH: what about aniseed
< johnl> I could suddenly taste and feel kebab in my mouth
<+julia> anus-seed HURRRR
< burp> out
<+WEH> haha
<+julia> johnl: are you currently eating a kebab
< pfarrel> can you imagine how badly a fisherman's friend up your bum would hurt
< burp> just pour a bottle of that boojum hot sauce in
< johnl> pfarrel: You have to lick it first
< burp> put the tip in your ass
< johnl> julia: No, had one last night
< burp> and then present, thus emptying it in
< burp> then the screaming begins

12:37 -!- johnl changed the topic of #ducss to: PLEASE SUBMIT QUOTES
12:37 <@johnl> gg

13:45 < snappieT> "Woah. The moldy smell in Dundrum actually overpowers the usual rancid stench of unbridled consumerism."......UNFOLLOW
13:45 < sarah> hahaa
13:45 < julia> hahah
13:46 < snappieT> if I could buy a bottle of Eau de Consumerism, I would
13:47 < UltraLazr> it would be empty :P
13:48 < WEH> christ
13:48 < WEH> that line
13:48 < WEH> tweeting about consumerism while shopping in a mall
13:49 < snappieT> :D
13:49 < WEH> fiet da pour
13:49 < inky> is that french
13:49 < WEH> ye
13:49 < snappieT> I think he meant Fiats for the poor