worst
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01:34 < wheybags> there have been some far more doddy jokes in here :P
01:35 < bunburya> well frankly i wouldn't employ anyone in here to make ads for my company...
01:35 < luigii> yeah, #ducss is a gold standard by which to measure morality

http://admin.her.ie/media/and-your-point-is-mcdonalds-remove-insensitive-ad-after-complaints-647480
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 leon│ and he wasnt gagging like those amatures in the videos
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10:28 < pfarrel> hnnngh kept dreaming about work last night
10:29 < kopf> :S
10:29 < pfarrel> that i was fucking everything i did up and falling behind and all that
10:32 < WEH> are you stressin about that stuff anyway?
10:33 < pfarrel> a bit
10:34 < nosmo> ngh, need to clean out my work browser on Fridays. Endless Glenn Beck and Juggalo tabs 
10:34 < WEH> I turned on my monitor this morning
10:34 < WEH> starcraft 2 was open
10:34 < WEH> :S
10:35 <@spacedave> seems like a sign
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13:30 < WEH> also derp at me, tried to be pro and say oh JS has backround processes
13:30 < WEH> then couldn't remember what they were called
13:30 <@pfarrel> Think it's browser dependent innit
13:30 <@pfarrel> WebWorkers ?
13:31 < WEH> yeah
13:31 < WEH> suppose I was wrong in saying they were a feature in JS
13:31 < WEH> lesson learned
13:31 < WEH> NEVER SPEAKING AGAIN
13:31 <@pfarrel> ah well, better than sitting there with babby's first python all day
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11:41 <+WEH> Bollywood holding up the luas :/
11:42 < pfarrel> can you imagine a bollywood dance scene filling up a luas
11:43 <+WEH> spinning around the yellow poles
11:44 < nosmo> I can totally imagine that
11:44 < nosmo> given how much mental shit seems to happen in the films anyway
11:44 < nosmo> A guy following a girl up and down the length of it, singing about how she should love him
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11:48 < spacedave> I just got an email from HR that begins "Step 1:  Place the following link into your Microsoft Internet Explorer (IE 6.x/7.x) web browser address bar..."
11:55 < rsynnott> :D
11:55 < rsynnott> wait, in Activision? I wonder does anyone in activision use ie6
11:56 < gporter> probs why mw sux so much
11:59 < WEH> I GUESS YOU NEED TO UNLOCK IE 9
11:59 < WEH> EH
11:59 < WEH> EH
11:59 < WEH> EH
12:00 <@nosmo> MS Windows DLC! 
12:00 < spoon> Camo upgrade for ie7
12:00 < spacedave> you have unlocked Tabbed Browsing!
12:00 < spacedave> you may use up to 3 tabs
12:00 < spoon> New perk: deeper security penetration
12:01 <@nosmo> You have prestiged on internet! Resetting all options to use active desktop and the "Restricted" security zone
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11:20 < stroan> one of the dependencies of maven in the apt repos is libvorbis
11:21 < stroan> I don't want to know the gordion knot of dependencies that results in that being installed
11:22 < nosmo> I had to package maven at one point
11:22 < nosmo> Yet another piece of shitty, shitty apache software
11:24 <@WEH> lol maven
11:25 <@WEH> and ant
11:25 < nosmo> :(
11:25 <@WEH> enterprise java is the worst thing
11:25 < pfarrel> what is their philosophy that results in everything sucking so bad?
11:26 <@WEH> use java
11:26 <@WEH> HAHA
11:26 < nosmo> "Everyone's computer will be the same as my desktop" seemingly
11:27 < nosmo> and FHS is a bad word
11:31 <@johnl> : - ) http://maven.apache.org/guides/development/guide-building-m2.html
11:31 < tooly> Title: Guide to Building Maven
11:31 <@johnl> still rage when apache calls itself httpd
11:33 < pfarrel> why does a project management tool need to bootstrap itself
11:33 < pfarrel> has it got its own VM, OS and compiler
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15:17 <@s4dd> johnl: they're saying buy a bottle of ribena
15:17 <@s4dd> where will the water be for this?
15:17 <@s4dd> a big jug of water?
15:18 <@shenlok> pour in a can
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12:18 <@johnl> Ooh baby, I like it raw, ooh baby, I like it raw! 
12:18 <@johnl> He's so scary :')
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02:51 < stesh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Qj8p-PEwbI
02:51 < tooly> Title: Ubuntu Causes Girl To Drop Out of College- YouTube
02:51 < stesh> this is so fucking retarded