13:20 < wheybags> friends of mine smoked a shroom once

21:56 < rsynnott> I used to wear glasses, but they were eaten by lesbians and I haven't hada chance to replace them

#intersocs

< snappieT> *runs hand over body* nobody could afford this biatch
<@nosmo> snappieT: a blind man could run his hands over your body and complain about spelling mistakes

#netsoc

fibrosis   | The Dark Knight is going to kick ass.
   johnl   | film?
fibrosis   | no, the luxury spa retreat

20:37 <@jimmeh> @dentalplan is <reply> !lisaneedsbraces
20:37 < rachet> jimmeh: no probs
20:37 <@jimmeh> !lisaneedsbraces is <reply> @dentalplan
20:37 < socbot> The operation succeeded.
20:37 <@jimmeh> @dentalplan
20:37 < rachet> !lisaneedsbraces
20:37 < socbot> @dentalplan
20:37 < rachet> !lisaneedsbraces
20:37 < socbot> @dentalplan
20:37 < rachet> !lisaneedsbraces
20:37 < socbot> @dentalplan
20:37 <@jimmeh> :D
20:37 < rachet> !lisaneedsbraces20:37 < socbot> @dentalplan20:37 < rachet> !lisaneedsbraces
20:37 < socbot> @dentalplan
20:37 < rachet> !lisaneedsbraces
20:37 < socbot> @dentalplan
20:37 < rachet> !lisaneedsbraces
20:37 < socbot> @dentalplan
20:37 < rachet> !lisaneedsbraces
20:37 < socbot> @dentalplan
20:37 < rachet> !lisaneedsbraces
20:37 < socbot> @dentalplan
20:37 < rachet> !lisaneedsbraces
20:37 < socbot> @dentalplan
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20:37 < socbot> @dentalplan
20:37 < rachet> !lisaneedsbraces
20:37 < socbot> @dentalplan
20:37 < rachet> !lisaneedsbraces
20:37 < socbot> @dentalplan
20:37 < rachet> !lisaneedsbraces
20:37 < socbot> @dentalplan
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20:37 < socbot> @dentalplan
20:37 < rachet> !lisaneedsbraces
20:37 < socbot> @dentalplan
20:37 < rachet> !lisaneedsbraces
20:37 < socbot> @dentalplan

20:38 <@jimmeh> ...
20:38 < scratch> Well done jimmeh 
20:40 <%unit_01> !lisaneedsbraces
20:40 < socbot> @dentalplan
20:40 < rachet> !lisaneedsbraces
20:40 < socbot> @dentalplan
20:40 < rachet> !lisaneedsbraces
20:40 < socbot> @dentalplan
20:40 < rachet> !lisaneedsbraces
20:40 < socbot> @dentalplan
20:40 < rachet> !lisaneedsbraces
20:40 < socbot> @dentalplan
20:40 < rachet> !lisaneedsbraces
20:40 < socbot> @dentalplan
20:40 < rachet> !lisaneedsbraces
20:40 < socbot> @dentalplan
20:40 < rachet> !lisaneedsbraces
20:40 < socbot> @dentalplan
20:40 <@inky> ruined
20:40 < rachet> !lisaneedsbraces
20:40 < socbot> @dentalplan
20:40 < rachet> !lisaneedsbraces
20:40 < socbot> @dentalplan
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20:40 < socbot> @dentalplan

20:41 < rachet> !lisaneedsbraces
20:41 < socbot> @dentalplan
20:41 < rachet> !lisaneedsbraces
20:41 < socbot> @dentalplan
20:41 < rachet> !lisaneedsbraces
20:41 < socbot> @dentalplan
20:41 < rachet> !lisaneedsbraces
20:41 < socbot> @dentalplan
20:41 < rachet> !lisaneedsbraces
20:41 < socbot> @dentalplan
20:41 <%unit_01> i think socbot has a limit on commands from a specific user within a 
                 time
20:41 < rachet> !lisaneedsbraces
20:41 < socbot> @dentalplan
20:41 < rachet> !lisaneedsbraces
20:41 < socbot> @dentalplan
20:41 < rachet> !lisaneedsbraces
20:41  * scratch loves Socbot
20:41 <@jimmeh> unit_01: yeah
20:42 <%unit_01> still though, sorta amazing flooding
20:48 <%unit_01> @dentalplan
20:48 < rachet> !lisaneedsbraces
20:49 <%unit_01> !lisaneedsbraces
20:49 < socbot> @dentalplan
20:49 < rachet> !lisaneedsbraces
20:49 <%unit_01> :(

20:49 < robob> !lisaneedsbraces
20:49 < socbot> @dentalplan
20:49 < rachet> !lisaneedsbraces
20:50 -!- davidr changed the topic of #netsoc to: LON wos o soccoss | Netsoc still 
          suffering selective vowel drought. | 
          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd9Yibf_UXE
20:57 < davidr> or: 
http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DSd9Yibf_UXE&start1=&video2=http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DMK6TXMsvgQg&start2=&authorName=fixit
20:57 < rachet> Title: Dental Plan vs. Benny Hill Theme by VJ fixit | YouTube Doubler | 
                Mashup Helper (at www.youtubedoubler.com)
21:40 < mloc> < stroan> delete system32
21:40 < mloc> That was put on a forum once as a solution to some adware
21:41 < mloc> the guy new nothing about computers and deleted everything he could :/
22:33 < johnl> jimmeh: Amazing <3
22:46 <@mk429> jimmeh: well played sir, well played
22:46 <@mk429> surprised no-one has done something similar before
22:51 <@jimmeh> heh
23:47 < mloc> :O

18:09 <@burp> Robbie O'Brien
18:09 <@burp> Celebrating Katie's win tonight along with 50 years of Jamaican Independence at Juniah Speshal. I'll be around town handing out leaflets later, come say hi!
18:09 <@burp> talk about a latch-on
18:09 < WEH> :/
18:09 < Tapir> pretty hilarious
18:09 < spacedave> just tell him to stop
18:10 < Tapir> "Our heartfelt condolences go out to everyone who was affected by this week's shooting in Wisconsin. 5 Euro in to the first 20 people to post 'Junior Spesh is the Sikhest night in town!' to the Junior Spesh wall!"

< burp> fuck, there better not be spiders living in my hair
< burp> one just did the web thing down out of my hair and tickled my neck
<%johnl> he was just warning you
<%johnl> that you better do something with your hair
<%johnl> or those elegant tufts will be colonised
<%johnl> and a small forward community of spiders will set up home just south of your crown
<%johnl> they bring in small packets of rations to keep them going over the first hard winter
<%johnl> like the pilgrims of yore
<%johnl> each ration pack is dropped in by air, and contains enough food for a small family for 2 months
<%johnl> a couple of flies, a large daddy-long-legs and some fleas
<%johnl> they're all preserved in salt to keep them fresh
<%johnl> the first spiders crossed the great chasm of space to Jeff's hair sometime in February of 2006, 1 spider-year ago        
<%johnl> the first spider to set all eight feet on his hair was called Rancles
<%johnl> he was a great explorer and had also discovered that harsh and difficult environment that is Brian's hair
<%johnl> when the colony planning team decided that Brazil seemed too harsh to merit terraforming, they set up a task-force        
<@rsynnott> yes, you put all together too much thought into that
<@rsynnott> *goes for haircut panicily*
<%johnl> you fucker rob
<%johnl> you broke the story
<%johnl> i was gonna go all night

#netsoc

<johnl> God, one douche videoing with an iPad :(
<johnl> Ruining a perfectly good police brutality video
<pfm> erection gone

10:38 <@johnl> Guys... I was stopped on my bike at the traffic-lights today
10:38 <@johnl> And was farting
10:38 <@johnl> And had to break the red light to get away from the smell :(

15:28 < nosmo> Broken window/zero tolerance policing has utterly failed everyone but the upper middle class, made conditions worse
15:28 < snappieT> I don't know what the solution is
15:29 < snappieT> I used to think it was "let them rot"
15:29 < nosmo> Yeah, that'll sort it out!
15:29 < snappieT> but that doesn't work, I don't like it
15:29 < snappieT> and I don't have a solution :(
15:29 < nosmo> Not to mention that it's morally bankrupt!
15:29 <%NSNO> ¬
15:29 < snappieT> I suppose i never realised the bankruptcy of it
15:29 < nosmo> You didn't realise
15:29 < nosmo> the moral issue 
15:30 < nosmo> of leaving people to die.
15:30 < nosmo> :')
15:30 < inky> not people, homeless people!