19:47 < WEH> I have to leave the house like a fucking farm horse to get some fucking food
19:48 < spoon> justeat
19:48 < WEH> that'll take too long
19:48 < WEH> wait
19:48 < WEH> there's a half bag of hunky dorys underneath my desk
19:48 < spoon> run a tube from your bedroom to the letterbox so the justeat man can feed kebab directly into your gullet
19:49 < WEH> connect a zipline with a hand crank to zaytoon
19:49 < WEH> send them an auld kebabogram

16:11 < WEH> even if it is the case that parp is the shining example of a person born and raised without bias
16:12 < WEH> you probably can't apply that to the rest of the world

10:49 < kopf> WEH: erm, need some ruby help
10:49 < kopf> rubyrubyrubyruby wooooooaahhhh
...
10:55 < WEH> kopf: http://stackoverflow.com/questions/24021614/uninitialized-constant-test-when-running-rails-console
10:55 < WEH> check out my googly-moogly
10:56 < kopf> ye, just thought to google it now myself, ol
10:56 < WEH> and thats why the pay us the big bucks

11:01 < julia> there are also like 3 kid-speakers at web summit
11:01 < julia> like wunderkind 13 year olds
11:01 < julia> i have failed
11:02 < WEH> you should just be like
11:02 < WEH> "YEAH BUT CAN YOU DO THIS"
11:02 < WEH> *downs a can of 8.6*
11:02 < julia> :D
11:02  * WEH burp

10:28 < WEH_> aww noooo
10:28 < WEH_> I spat into my napkin containing all my benchmark notes
10:28 < WEH_> CTO is not gonna be happy with that report

< WEH> john types in #
< WEH> pulse audio stops working

14:31 < julia> nosmo: r u back from egypt
14:32 < julia> sorry i have missed all the duxgoss
14:32 < nosmo> I am 
14:33 < nosmo> got the stamps and the diseases to prove it 
14:34 < julia> lol
14:34 < julia> did you see the pyramids and ride a camel
14:34 < nosmo> no :( 
14:35 < nosmo> didn't get to see anything really
14:35 < nosmo> well, saw lots but didn't check any of the tourist boxes 
14:35 < julia> aw 
14:35 < julia> i wonder if you'll get extra screenings at airports now
14:36 < nosmo> Probably not, although visas sometimes get you an extra look 
14:36 < nosmo> I've had various kinds of background checks that mean extra questions at airports in the US though 
14:37 < WEH> my usual response to "Anything to declare?" of "Only my massive schlong!" usually gets me through security pretty quick
14:38 < WEH> as they high five me then put me on their shoulders and carry me through the airport cheering

13:28 < rsynnott_> (back in the day, it was a joke in Sex and the City that a postit note was a particularly awful way to break up with someone, but now, of course, we can surpass this, with snapchat)
13:28 < WEH> send a dick pick with a big red X across it

< kopf> make_other_job is a good one
< kopf> up there with "build_insert_command_()" and "build_insert_command_2()"
< WEH> build_insert_command_3 when they're in the taxi is my favourite one
< WEH> with the bombs in the schools and stuff

22:43 < tooly> Title: Serbia v Albania abandoned after drone flies Albanian flag over stadium | Football | The GuE
22:57 < tapir> Pretty pathetic that they allowed a flag to stop their game
22:57 < tapir> but I guess that just goes to show the football mentality
22:57 < tapir> fucking chimps
23:08 < WEH> say you were are the european theoretical physics championships
23:09 < WEH> and someone flew the union jack over the lab
23:09 < WEH> you'd fucking snap your fountain pen in half