< burp> how many times has johnl said nn tonight

< tapir> John, is your actual goal in life to become Brian Blessed
< tapir> spend all day climbing mountains, growing beards and roaring

17:05 < tapir> johnl: is Switzerland as racist as it's made out?
17:22 < tapir> keeping diplomatically quiet on his adoptive country I guess

< tapir> johnl: if I find you get a pair of toe-shoes I'm going to deck you
< tapir> I will actually buy a ticket to Zurich for this express purpose

22:38 < shenlok> johnl: did you buy a 30"?
22:38 < burp> I assume they just gave him one
22:38 < johnl> nah, just got one for work while I'm in Mountain View
22:38 < burp> when they moved him to san fran, in exchange for even more money
22:38 < burp> he wipes his arse with $1 bills, now
22:38 < johnl> *$10
22:38 < johnl> There are too many $1 bills

<@johnl> Some cunt stole my fucking laundry slot, gonna blow up their fucking apartment

15:18  * johnl - Ceephax Acid Crew - Sidney's Sizzler
15:20 < WEH> sometimes
15:21 < WEH> sometimes I think johnl has writen a bot
15:21 < WEH> and is secretly try harding in googs
15:22 < gporter> :D
15:24 < pfarrel> probabilistic spaz generator to cover up all the hard work

14:00 < stesh> johnl: do you maintain an emergency work virtual desktop?
14:00 < stesh> someone comes over
14:01 < stesh> quick switch to the virtual desktop with a vim open containing source code
14:01 < stesh> when a superior walks past
14:01 < inky> semitransparent vim window with doop playing behind it
14:02 < stesh> inky please
14:02 < stesh> the little snorts are getting more and more noticeable

<@johnl> 5 shots of espresso
<@johnl> What will happen!
<@johnl> Will this SSL redirect bug get fixed!
< pfarrel> you will shit yourself
< pfarrel> and turn into a crab
< spoon> :D
< spoon> Pants just explode
< spoon> sitting at desk
< stesh> doop doop etc.
< pfarrel> One gigantic chocolatey shotgun, heard throughout zurich

Editor's note: The bug got fixed.

<@johnl>  10:25:11 up 22 days, 4 min,  8 users,  load average: 4.23, 3.77, 3.15
<@johnl> absolute fail
< stesh> nexus?
< burp> G4?
<@johnl> Workstation in work