< johnl> Triple-tequilas with Uncle Stroan

04:16 < stroan> very cute girl strips and bates with sound. 13mb. YOU NEED THIS VIDEO. she starts off stripping, then talks and says shes gunna use 
                the vibrator (back massager). she makes sexy faces and noises during it. and the camera scans her sexy body. lays down and bates and 
                makes more hot noises. she sits up with a sexy face and says i cummed. trust me you will not be disappointed with this video! 
04:16 < stroan> fucksake
04:16 < stroan> lol
04:16 < stroan> the funny thing is
04:16 < padraiq> was that a rightclick spaz
04:16 < stroan> this has happened more that once
04:16 < stroan> and neither time have I actually been able to find the text linked
04:16 < stroan> not that I'm denying porn
04:16 < stroan> just, not that
04:16 < padraiq> 13mb? 
04:17 < padraiq> mentler
04:18 < stroan> like, I honestly don't know what that is. I'm starting to think these sites dump stuff in your clipboard
04:18 < padraiq> tell it to the judge
04:18 < stroan> :D
04:19 < padraiq> persecution for downloading low res quicktime porn
04:19 < stroan> could be worse. realtime
04:20 < padraiq> yeah there must be a generation of people that the word "Buffering" triggers a boner
04:20 < stroan> I actually don't understand this. it's not in my clipboard...
04:20 < stroan> and I didn't hit enter
04:20 < stroan> and it's not the first time
04:21 < stroan> in my clipboard is the fish link
04:22 < padraiq> cross browser hax?
04:22 < Tapir> It's Gary McKinnon VNCing into your machine
04:22 < stroan> this is gnome terminal
04:22 < Tapir> lookin for alienz
04:22 < stroan> Like, whatevz about pasting stuff in IRC
04:22 < stroan> but if it's something more serious I'd like to know...
04:23 < stroan> before I starting pulling down work stuff onto this machine
04:23 < padraiq> livejazmin slide in your presentation

23:40 < Tapir> watching Downfall now since everyone's gone to bed
23:40 < stroan> dick in hand

15:00 < stroan> when SOPA goes through, I imagine europe will sort something out. It would be foolish not to secure the infrastructure from further US meddling.
15:01 < pfarrel> Can you imagine Europe successfully doing something like that in less than a decade without them ending up in a brand new datacenter in some rural french town that needs a few jobs
15:01 < pfarrel> With techs trucked in from the far reaches of finland
15:01 < pfarrel> and Cat5 bought from greece
15:02 < pfarrel> and half of the participants bottling it before the project is finished

01:36 < padraiq> imagine being around when neanderthals were still roaming
01:36 < padraiq> having to compete
01:36 < padraiq> what a moral cluster fuck that would be if they were still around
01:37 < stroan> I can't remember, were the neaderthals found to have bred with humans?
01:37 < Tapir> I'd imagine it weighed heavily on my ancestors' consciousnesses
01:37 < terran> stroan: yeah I think so
01:37 < padraiq> yeah there's some signs of interbreeding
01:37 < terran> We probably all have some neanderthal in us
01:37 < padraiq> those sexy neanderthals
01:38 < padraiq> ye would sure
01:38 < stroan> love a nice big forehead on a lass

(02:28) < terran> any of you guys watch Doctor Who?
(02:29) < seraph> I *meant* to watch it
(02:29) < seraph> I saw some of the first season of the new one and really liked it
(02:29) < seraph> and saw a fair bit of the old when back when I was too young to remember
(02:29) < seraph> parents always mention me hiding behind the sofa from the Daleks
(02:30) < scratch> I remember a recurring nightmare of optimus prime coming through my window :(
(02:30) < seraph> :D
(02:30) < luigii> :D
(02:31) +|+ mloc changed the topic of #ducss to: drinks TONIGHT YEAH | Bring 12 euro to ducss by monday for ice skating | < scratch> I remember a recurring nightmare of optimus prime coming through my window :(
(02:32) < stroan> one of my two or three night terrors as a kid involved megatron standing over my bed looking frightening
(02:34) < terran> Freedom is the right of all sentient rapists
(02:34) < Tapir> I still remember the most terrifying nightmare I had as a child as being the most abstract, I was completely alone in this dark void that was threaded by this lattice of glowing lines, and each of my parents had been transformed irreversibly to beads of white light travelling along those lines, I woke up screaming
(02:35) < Tapir> Most have only been 4 or 5 at the time, but for some reason, it absolutely terrified me, it always stuck with me
(02:35) < scratch> Marka started doing yokes as a kid clearly
(02:35) < terran> Tapir: That explains your irrational hatred of fractals
(02:35) < Tapir> lolz

An interesting conversation in #ducss

<aengus> got that GTA trilogy box set for a tenner yesterday
<aengus> looking forward to spending sunday playing san andreas
<aengus> but is it art? how's about you shove it up your hole and see if it's art then, inky
<aengus> might even run on a mac and all
<aengus> :-}
<aengus> (i mean that in the nicest possible way)
<stroan> well, that came out of nowhere
<inky> aengus: lolwut
<aengus> hi!
<aengus> it's my version of "inb4" 
<aengus> LONG CAT IS LOOONNNG HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
<aengus> god i fucking love memes

19:06 <@johnl> nosmo: nosmo nosmo nosmo http://www.rte.ie/news/2011/1201/statevisits.html
19:06 < tooly> Title: State visits by Obama and Queen cost E36m - RTE News
19:07 < stroan> they ate nothing but the finest suckling children
19:07 < stroan> I actually wonder how many children you could have killed, cooked, and served to you for 36m...
19:08 < inky> don't we all
19:09 < stroan> :D
19:09  * johnl gets a calculator
19:09 <@johnl> Fat children or thin children?
19:10 < stroan> thin, fit, middle class white children
19:10 < stroan> the caviar of children
19:10 < rsynnott> cooked how?
19:10 < stroan> that thing were you make them drown on brandy and then bake them
19:11 < rsynnott> I mean, obviously if you're going to be using things like truffle oil, the cost will vary versus serving them battered with chips
19:11 < rsynnott> (as is the custom in Scotland)
19:11 < stroan> I want all of ye to have logs of this, so when I kill 40 ex-young PDs on an island I can be deemed clinically insane
19:12  * rsynnott once went on a date with a young pd
19:13 < stroan> I bet the conversation was memorable
19:14 < luigii> the burying the body afterwards even more so
19:15 < rsynnott> heh
19:15 < rsynnott> In my defense, I wasn't previously aware he was a young pd
19:17 <@johnl> How did you find out?
19:17 <@johnl> Did he have it tattooed on his balls?
19:17 <@johnl> "Property of Michael McDowell"
19:17 < luigii> :D:
19:18 < rsynnott> :D :D :D
19:18 < rsynnott> no, no, he admitted it

23:12 < stroan> I need some help from my web 2.bros
23:12 < stroan> CMS that isn't shit
23:12 <@johnl> does not exist
23:12 < stroan> CMS makes so much more sense than writing it yourself...
23:13 < stroan> why would you ever write a CMS yourself, unless the point was to make a CMS
23:13 < pfarrel> djoomla
23:13 < pfarrel> i know a guy who can set it up for you
23:13 < pfarrel> for a tank of super premium
23:13 < stroan> :(

14:58 < pfarrel> stroan: sure thing. Would you like to work in localisation testing?
14:59 < gporter> sounds fun
14:59 < stroan> my heart throbs for localization testing
14:59 < pfarrel> not to mention your loins