13:02 < tooly> Title: Retired greyhounds used as blood donors - US news - Giving | NBC News
13:03 < rsynnott> ... for Peter Thiel
13:05 < spoon> known equally for his business acumen as for his glossy coat

11:57 < spoon> is the redis hate a consequence of the clustering implentation? We stood up an single instance a year and a half ago and I don't think we've had to think about it since
11:57 < spoon> a*
11:58 < nosmo> I don't hate redis at all
11:58 < nosmo> it's the tits
11:58 < spoon> I can't comment on the plural, but it is certainly an excellent single tit for storing key value pairs

< fgsfds_q> Wonder how long it'll be before a printing nozzle to make those drawings is a common addition to a coffee machine.
< fun> Bit gimmicky, unless latte art becomes a bigger part of the experience
< fgsfds_q> It's 100% gimmick.
< spoon> I bet you're the kind of person who mutters, "I could do that" to himself while walking around art galeries

12:13 < burp> rumors abound of an open bar tonight
12:14 < nosmo> wheredis
12:21 < WEH> is it for a tech thing - I love webservices and analougtics
12:21 < nosmo> the return of substandards
12:22 < spoon> Chubstandards, in honour of the event that killed it
12:23 < WEH> RIP
12:23 < WEH> like the chub, it will rise again
12:27 < burp> was pubstandards ended because of someone's public boner? can't remember what happened
12:28 < spoon> someone was walking around through the crowd with their dick out

17:29 < nosmo> it's like an ouroboros of autofellatio
17:30 < spoon> ah, didn't know there was a term for that
17:30 < fibrosis> big words there lad
17:30 < spoon> ...errrr
17:30 < spoon> ouroboros
17:30 < spoon> not autofellatio
17:30 < nosmo> ol
17:30 < spoon> I am of course well versed in the other

11:16 < julia> smokebeer season!!!!!
11:16 < julia> best
11:18 < spoon> I look forward to having my yearly single rauchbier
11:18 < julia> like drinking a cosy campfire <3
11:19 < nosmo> like drinking the car journey home from a camping trip more like ;_;
11:20 < spoon> like someone brewed tea from the burnt rasher edges salvaged from the channels in a well worn grill/oven combo
11:20 < julia> ewww stop 
11:20 < nosmo> It's always such a troubling journey - an amazing first sip, a confused and curious first third, and then a coalminer rimjob of the next two thirds 

<burp> did you piss the bed btw
<spoon> In GC? I did not

11:55 < spoon> this is garog's cute pregnancy announcement
11:55 < spoon> polaroid filtered pic of a tiny pocket square on instagram
11:56 < fibrosis> :D
11:56 < fibrosis> pocket square is bike-patterned
11:56 < spoon> olol
11:58 < burp> the father is a bike
11:58 < burp> the mother is a watch

14:20 < spoon> find myself having to yum clean all before yum upgrading packages a lot
14:20 < spoon> is there a way to make yum not suck, in this particular sense
14:20 < nosmo> spoon: whoa why are you having to clean so much? 
14:21 < spoon> Uncertain. Pushed some stuff up to our internal artifactory repo and yum update doesn't pick it up
14:22 < fibrosis> maybe you should kill yourself
14:22 < spoon> I'll take it under advisement
14:23 < nosmo> that is a traditional mitigation for running centos in prod, but probably not the best course of action

14:18 < tapirus> article on lovin dublin about gogarty's charging €7.60 for a pint of Heineken
14:18 < tapirus> why would you ever drink there blah blah etc.
14:18 < spoon> because you're harebo
14:18 < spoon> harbo*
14:18 < spoon> haribo*
14:19 < tapirus> kids and grown ups know him so, the fucking cunt called Har-bo