14:11 < tapirus> my favourite J moment was getting most of the way to a one liner Markov generator on my phone on a twenty five minute long train journey

16:55 < tapirus> 14:57 < fibrosis> I don't think I know anybody who thinks writing software is their favourite thing
16:55 < tapirus>                   in the world
16:55 < tapirus> that's cos they're all using the wrong language
16:55 < tapirus> love to come home and write some relaxing J code
17:00 < WEH_> slay some J

22:50 < tapirus>  2017 is the smallest whole number whose cube root begins with ten distinct digits:
22:50 < tapirus> 20171/3 = 12.63480759....

22:09 < kopf> "If I’m going for a few drinks with friends, then I’ll take a top. It's a fun thing to play with while having a chat and a beer. "
22:09 < kopf> sounds like the most annoying cunt ever
01:41 < tapirus> does he though
01:41 < tapirus> you're in a pub with four spergelords
01:41 < tapirus> Spergelord A brings out a spinning top
01:41 < tapirus> Spergelord B brings out his laptop
01:41 < tapirus> Spergelord C brings out a rubik's cube
01:41 < tapirus> and Spergelord D brings out the bagpipes
01:42 < tapirus> Guarantee you shiv Spergelord A last, if at all

< tapirus> Police in Brussels have surrounded a man who was behaving suspiciously and wearing "a long coat with protruding wires", Belgian media report.
14:57 < tapirus> tbh sounds like a spergelord on his way to an arduino convention
14:58 < WEH_> "If having an IQ over 115 is a crime then lock me up and throw away the key good sir"

20:19 < Tapir> I want a giant isopod
20:19 < Tapir> but not to eat
20:19 < Tapir> as a pet/friend
20:19 < pseudo> to wear as a hat
20:19 < Tapir> I could take it for walks
20:19 < Tapir> and maybe wear it as a hat
20:19 < Tapir> if it was tired

16:07 <@johnl> Who is quizmaster?
16:07 < julia> johnl: he is a guy in my course who i think actually is on the spectrum
16:08 < bosco> this god emperor of sperging that is in julia's class

< spacedave> stroan was telling me before that I need an adorable little black son

23:56 < UltraLazr> I'll just write it in postscript shall I
23:56 < UltraLazr> SVG is human readable
23:56 < UltraLazr> I'll just whistle into a fucking parallel port
23:56 < UltraLazr> and pages will sprout from the ether

< stesh> Doop at johnl's funeral
< marka> if there was Doop at johnl's funeral
< marka> I would actually shit in the casket