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< pfarrel> omg just remembered the best thing from lunch
< pfarrel> this guy I hate describing how the county council have turned the Cubes in sandyford into a homeless shelter, by having social housing there
< WEH> was his name stephen purcell

#ducss
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< snappieT> india is unfucking itself with public health though, they haven't had a polio case in almost 2 years
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01:29 < snappieT> "The head of government signs a law that significantly increases taxes on the poorest members of society."
01:29 < snappieT> MY KINDA QUIZ

01:31 < Tapir> like...this is something that some of the smartest people in all 
               of civilisation have written volumes on, and disagree, and I'm 
               supposed to encapsulate my thoughts on it in one shitty box
01:32 < Tapir> this quiz is immoral
01:32 < Tapir> and contrary to christmas

01:34 < snappieT> you see some skobe being mugged by other skobes
01:34 < snappieT> do you run to his rescue
01:34 < nosmo> "Those poor people aren't being given enough Opportunity! I must remove their access to infrastructure" 

01:34 < Tapir> yeah, obviously I'm not going to because I'd be terrified of being stabbed
01:34 < Tapir> like, I'm not Spinoza
01:34 < Tapir> not yet

01:35 < snappieT> "A rich banker arranges his financial affairs so he hardly pays any tax."
01:35 < snappieT> see, that's "wrong" but fair fucking play for working the system
01:35 < snappieT> the system is at fault, not him (imo, ofc)
01:35 < nosmo> hahaha
01:35 < nosmo> Don't worry, you'll be there some day
01:35 < nosmo> just keep upholding his rights

01:38 < Tapir> What the fuck is this I need audio
01:38 < Tapir> I fucking watching hitler on the telly innit

01:40 < julia> stroan: you pick how disgusted you are towards them, nhow angry, how much you would avoid interacting with them, and how much you would punish them
01:41 < inky> A man receives a donation to cleft.ie as a Christmas gift.
01:41 < snappieT> How wrong is it if he seeks a refund on the donation?

02:01 < Tapir> izzit time to do the political compass again :]
02:01 < snappieT> "how recently have you watched a hitler movie?"
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01:21 < snappieT> here we go: https://www.bbc.co.uk/labuk/experiments/morality/
01:21 < tooly> Title: BBC - Lab UK - Experiments - Test Your Morality
01:24 < Tapir> need to sign in, fuck that
01:25 < Tapir> nah just signed up
01:25 < inky> AynRandLuvr69
01:26 < Tapir> sure what's auntie gonna do with my email address, password, date of birth and biometric dada
01:26 < Tapir> data
01:26 < inky> biometric dada <3
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01:07 < snappieT> my jew urge is twitching now that it's sales time
01:07 < padraiq> obligatory http://content.pixxy.pl/items/W/G/WGTTC7xIJA/obrazek.jpg
01:08 < snappieT> I actually own a cash register :///
01:08 < weh_> hahaha
01:08 < weh_> couldn't make it up
01:08 < snappieT> got a 'real' second hand one to play with as a kid
01:08 < snappieT> used it as my money box for years
01:09 < nosmo> :D
01:09 < snappieT> receipt of every 'lodgement'
01:09 < weh_> this explains so much
01:09 < nosmo> :D
01:09 < weh_> is this some sort of social engineering
01:09 < nosmo> I think it could be an attempt to reach critical mass
01:09 < nosmo> a mental buffer overflow at which point we forget everything 
01:09 < snappieT> lolling so hard
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13:15 < snappieT> so, got my secret santa gift...
13:15 < snappieT> everyone got something cool, I got an envelope
13:16 < nosmo> full of acid
13:16 < snappieT> containing confirmation of the donation made, in my name, to http://www.cleft.ie/
13:16 < tooly> Title: cleft.ie
13:16 < snappieT> :(
13:16 <@johnl> Trolled to death
13:16 < padraiq> lol wow
13:16 <@johnl> I didn't know Jeff worked at Microsoft
13:16 < nosmo> Wow, how horrible 
13:16 < snappieT> I am raging so fucking hard, it's not funny at all that I don't get a gift
13:16 < nosmo> I don't know how you can contain yourself 
13:16 < snappieT> We joked about this during the week, so by all means forge a letter and then give me a real gift
13:16 < snappieT> but no
13:17 < snappieT> this is realk
13:17 < nosmo> I'd have my nails driven into my palms 
13:17 < nosmo> I'd start smashing windows if I were you 
13:17 < snappieT> :/
13:17 < padraiq> do ye know who sent it
13:17 < padraiq> return address?
13:17 < snappieT> yeah, I know the guy that got it
13:18 < nosmo> I am very conflicted
13:18 < padraiq> time to shit in a jiffybag
13:18 < padraiq> and send it
13:18 < nosmo> Not sure whether to be overjoyed with amusement 
13:18 < nosmo> or suicidal with horror
13:18 < snappieT> like, great troll against me etc.
13:18 -!- kopf changed the topic of #ducss to: 13:16 < snappieT> I am raging so fucking hard, it's not funny at all that I don't get a gift
13:18 < snappieT> but bit shitty to not actually get a gift
13:18 < nosmo> It's not a troll maybe? 

13:18 < snappieT> oh it is
13:19 < pfarrel> snappieT: in fairness most of the gifts are utter shit that is gonna go straight into a cupboard and never be looked at again
13:19 < nosmo> It's a pretty good gift imo
13:19 <@johnl> Did you leave Atlas Shrugged lying on your desk or something?
13:19 < snappieT> we joked about that the least worthwhile charity might be during the week
13:19 < pfarrel> useless plastic bollocks from the gasget shop
13:19 < pfarrel> *gadet
13:19 <@johnl> Do all the people in the office Know?
13:19 < nosmo> Surely your heartless ideology relies on charity to support these people once you are not taxed at all for anything? 
13:19 < kopf> :')
13:19 < nosmo> and this is laying the groundwork
13:21 < snappieT> pfarrel: george's, adam's, maja's, philips are all decent
13:21 <@johnl> Had to go out for some fresh air there
13:21 < snappieT> and the poiteann
13:21 < snappieT> g2g
13:21 < nosmo> It's the lack of thought that counts!
13:21 < kopf> this is amazing
13:21 < nosmo> You disgust me
13:21 < kopf> throw your toys out of the pram stephen
13:21 < kopf> throw those fucking toys
13:21 < nosmo> You could have gotten a comedy willy!
13:21 < nosmo> But no, you helped some children 
13:22 < nosmo> Poor show on their part, really
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22:16 < snappieT> julia: sarah pfarrel do you want to come drink?
22:16 < WEH> snappieT: FUCKING CHEERS SNAPPIET
22:16 < WEH> YE BOLLIX
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14:56 < snappieT> why is the most recent page of QDB almost exclusively me :D:
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11:29 < snappieT> why do I keep thinking Syria is not fucked?
11:29 <@nosmo> because they adhere to the free market? 
11:29 <@nosmo> I'm not sure how you'd manage it really, they're killing close to hundreds of people a day
11:30 < snappieT> it's just not on my "list of fucked countries" for some reason
11:30 <@nosmo> Should probably read something better than the Metro ;-)
11:30 < snappieT> but it should be
11:30 <@nosmo> It's all over the news
11:34 < kopf> how come you're thinking syria is not fucked?
11:34 < kopf> like
11:34 < kopf> what?
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11:21 <@nosmo> "why do $group" is great of suggest
11:21 <@nosmo> "why do atheists hate america" etc 
11:21 < pfarrel> why do life-dolers
11:22 < snappieT> would like a less-offensive (terse) collective term for that group though...
11:22 < kopf> SPONGERS
11:23 <@nosmo> sub-human socialist-voters 
11:24 < WEH> messers 
11:24 < kopf> GOUGERS
11:24 < WEH> chicken fillet roll gobbling, no voting, hat wearing, messers
11:25 < spoon> trackies
11:25 < snappieT> I was going to go with 'eternal beneficiaries', but all good ideas
11:25 <@nosmo> eternal beneficiaries is a great PD term, I think you should stick with it