17:12 < nosmo> Wonder if stephen fantasizes about starting an uber for trains 
17:12 < spoon> haha
17:13 < spacedave> :D
17:13 < burp> an app for the ultra rich
17:13 < burp> press Call, and a private contractor builds a direct track from your location to wherever you want to go
17:14 < burp> when you don't pay your bill, the government bails the company out and taxes the lower classes

<bunburya> where did snappieT go to anyway
<petrichor> zion

11:26 < burp> do you guys have some centralised meeting booking system where everyone can see if you're booked in for one at X time
11:28 < pseudo> there's a 'team view' in outlook ye
11:29 < burp> I remember hearing a snappieT microsoft trick, he'd book his entire day out with fake meetings when hungover on fridays
11:30 < burp> and park in the furthest corner of the carpark, and go to sleep

10:35 < spookieT> the entire office here are decorating their blocks of desks with hallowe'en decorations
10:35 < spookieT> loudly.
10:35 < spookieT> am i a grumpy old man now?
10:36 < WEH_> do any of them have nerf guns
10:37 < spookieT> erm
10:37 < spookieT> i know this is cuntmode
10:37 < spookieT> but i have all the nerf bullets in my desk locker :P
10:39 < WEH_> ahahaha
10:39 < WEH_> my hero

14:33 < snappieT> rsynnott_: i bet you play games with the joystick/analog-pad not inverting the y axis, you scumbag
14:33 < snappieT> the time is coming when some game dev doesn't offer an "invert y" option
14:33 < snappieT> and that's when i'm going to go postal
14:35 < rsynnott_> snappieT: I rarely play those sorts of games
14:36 < rsynnott_> tbh I've no idea which way round the analog pad is _supposed_ to go :)
14:37 < tapir> Rob only plays old classics like that old Sega classic Rumpole of the Bailey: The Video Game

11:50 < snappieT> fucking
11:50 < snappieT> culture committee again
11:50 < snappieT> i hate my life
12:46 < mw> snappieT: culture committee? O_o
12:47 < WEH> the great leap forward
12:50 < nosmo> Hubspot tractors

11:59 < snappieT> i absolutely hate getting taxis to clubs, but if it have
                  predrinks now it's inevitable
12:00 < kopf> taxi to a club seems fairly excessive
12:01 < tapir> is it? even if there's like a group of 4+?
12:01 < snappieT> kopf: 1.6km
12:01 < kopf> walkable in 20 mins, no direct bus i guess
12:01 < tapir> can save 20 minutes of solid drinking
12:01 < kopf> drink while walking??
12:01 < snappieT> which is exactly the distance between my old apartment and
                  button factory, where there were taxis involved about half
                  the time
12:02 < kopf> i dunno, i'd walk it
12:02 < snappieT> so would i
12:02 < snappieT> but i don't control everyone ;)
12:04 < kopf> snappieT: i would just say "alri see you at the club" to the losers who want to taxi it, and              
              walk with everyone else, but yeah
12:05 < snappieT> kopf: doesn't quite work that way when i'm just heading there
                  with julia ;)
12:05 < kopf> ok so you "don't control everyone" but julia controls you
12:06 < kopf> nice

< snappieT> hey, i'm the one with blonde hair and blue eyes
< julia> same tho
< julia> get on our level mark
< tapir> word
< julia> but snappieT 
< julia> how can you be an aryan
< julia> and a jew
< julia> o.O

 <snappieT> please don't compare me to Ayn Rand, thanks

13:46 < WEH_> what is love
13:47 < snappieT> baby don't hurt me
13:47 < nosmo> WEH_: the embodiment of monetisation