12:44 < slyneko> burp: gareth just called me jeff
12:44 < slyneko> what have you done

11:45 < WEH_> then went to alt which stank of petrol fumes, so I think that's ruined my lungs
11:45 < WEH_> But they did have a bouncy castle
11:46 < WEH_> Which was kinda fun
11:46 <@burp> alt, bouncy castle, monday
11:46 <@burp> christ
11:46 < rsynnott> a bouncy castle in alt? That sounds sorta horrific
11:46 < rsynnott> it'd be marginally scarier if it was WAR, mind you
11:47 <@slyneko> bouncy castle in fibbers would be the worst
11:47 <@burp> imagine, bouncing off the walls and fat birds
11:47 < pseudo> bouncy castle with foam*
11:47 <@slyneko> knocking themselves out with their own tits

22:52 < slyneko> aeng: wtf lol dat logic

< SlyNeko> I LONG FOR GEE
< padraiq> ol
< WEH> shenloks gonna get his weewee chopped off :(
< SlyNeko> AND YOU HAVE TO WATCH

< burp> imagine he has his thumb in your gash
< burp> how about now
< SlyNeko> nothing
< SlyNeko> thumb? lol
< burp> he's wiggling it
< SlyNeko> you sound like you have an interesting technique

22:36 < SlyNeko> it creeps me out when i look at the in a relationship part of my page
22:36 < shenlok> ..
22:36 < shenlok> thanks
22:36 <@pseudo> :¬}
22:37 < shenlok> you're pretty great too
22:37 <@WEH> hahaha
22:37 <@WEH> A+++
22:37 <@pseudo> do you sometimes wake up in a cold sweat when you realise
22:37 <@WEH> The meth he's sneaking you must be wearing off
22:37 <@WEH> time for another hit!

< lulz> you just ask them out as a friend for a few drinks
< lulz> then lean in
< lulz> works every time
< nosmo> marka: picked up his book the other day
< pseudo> lulz: he tried that on me but then went after eva when it didn't work
< stesh> :DDD
< pseudo> broke his heart
< lulz> as if you'd reject gareth
< lulz> didn't reject me, didya
< pseudo> ssh
< pseudo> he didn't bribe me with kebabs
< lulz> you are a kebab hooker, this is true
< pseudo> it's actually been several months since i've had a kebab :(