<@shenlok> everyone outside of irc is a fucktard

17:15 < tapirus> http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/what-is-it-like-to-identify-bodies-in-a-disaster
17:15 < tooly> Title: An Interview with a Guy Who Identifies Body Parts After Disasters | VICE | United Kingdom
17:15 < tapirus> some light summery reading
17:15 < tapirus> with some guy living the shenlife

20:49 < shenlok> http://imgur.com/a/jGcrw cmon tooly no spoils
20:49 < tooly> Title: necrosis of the dick - Imgur
20:49 < shenlok> AW MAN
20:54 < tapir> fuck's sake
20:54 < tapir> I absent mindedly clicked anyway
20:55 < tapir> been too long since the last shenlink, we've all grown pudgy and complacent

15:19 < tapir> so I know most of you guys are graduates now...but is are there any UGs left who are looking for jobs and are non-faggots
15:20 < shenlok> not sure you've ever classified any of the UGs as a non-faggot

< wheybags> when we upgrade I'll probably roll my own package
< shenlok> i roll my own package several times a day

11:26 < snappieT> fortunately, I had taken note of which ports my cables needed to be connected to
11:26 < snappieT> did it, back working
11:27 < shenlok> your NDS masters is really paying off now

<shenlok> sfw?

< stesh> where is weej these days?
< shenlok> bout four inches up robbies arse

01:33 < shenlok> http://i.minus.com/ibm6uI9DbBo7zD.gif
01:34 < spacedave> yeah no no thanks
01:35 < spacedave> I don't really need to know how that ends
01:35 < spacedave> it will involve some kind of bodily goop rigt
01:35 < shenlok> pffft, i sure as hell didnt watch it through
01:35 < stesh> aggh
01:42 < spoon> nah, he only pulls two of them before it ends :(
01:42 < spoon> i am left unsatisfied
01:42 < shenlok> half mast

17:51 < lemmings> dunno where i heard this, but is it true that some baby vampire EATS its way out of the womb in the latest twilight?
17:51 < lemmings> *twishite
17:51 < shenlok> you heard it in the book
17:51 < shenlok> didnt you
17:51 < shenlok> you little faglord
17:51 < shenlok> o/
17:51 < lemmings> shenlok: fuck off i didnt
17:51 < shenlok> <3
17:51 <@burp> opened the topic image again, lolling again
17:51 < julia> shenlok: lol
17:52 < spacedave> lemmings: I think edward has to chomp a hole to get her out
17:52 < shenlok> lemmings: i have heard similar
17:52 < lemmings> ;_;
17:52 <@burp> robbie jacks it to written descriptions of vampiric bumming
17:52 < lemmings> .....
17:52 < no_cans> lolled faglord
17:52 <@burp> oh edward, take me up the back