13:15 < snappieT> so, got my secret santa gift...
13:15 < snappieT> everyone got something cool, I got an envelope
13:16 < nosmo> full of acid
13:16 < snappieT> containing confirmation of the donation made, in my name, to http://www.cleft.ie/
13:16 < tooly> Title: cleft.ie
13:16 < snappieT> :(
13:16 <@johnl> Trolled to death
13:16 < padraiq> lol wow
13:16 <@johnl> I didn't know Jeff worked at Microsoft
13:16 < nosmo> Wow, how horrible 
13:16 < snappieT> I am raging so fucking hard, it's not funny at all that I don't get a gift
13:16 < nosmo> I don't know how you can contain yourself 
13:16 < snappieT> We joked about this during the week, so by all means forge a letter and then give me a real gift
13:16 < snappieT> but no
13:17 < snappieT> this is realk
13:17 < nosmo> I'd have my nails driven into my palms 
13:17 < nosmo> I'd start smashing windows if I were you 
13:17 < snappieT> :/
13:17 < padraiq> do ye know who sent it
13:17 < padraiq> return address?
13:17 < snappieT> yeah, I know the guy that got it
13:18 < nosmo> I am very conflicted
13:18 < padraiq> time to shit in a jiffybag
13:18 < padraiq> and send it
13:18 < nosmo> Not sure whether to be overjoyed with amusement 
13:18 < nosmo> or suicidal with horror
13:18 < snappieT> like, great troll against me etc.
13:18 -!- kopf changed the topic of #ducss to: 13:16 < snappieT> I am raging so fucking hard, it's not funny at all that I don't get a gift
13:18 < snappieT> but bit shitty to not actually get a gift
13:18 < nosmo> It's not a troll maybe? 

13:18 < snappieT> oh it is
13:19 < pfarrel> snappieT: in fairness most of the gifts are utter shit that is gonna go straight into a cupboard and never be looked at again
13:19 < nosmo> It's a pretty good gift imo
13:19 <@johnl> Did you leave Atlas Shrugged lying on your desk or something?
13:19 < snappieT> we joked about that the least worthwhile charity might be during the week
13:19 < pfarrel> useless plastic bollocks from the gasget shop
13:19 < pfarrel> *gadet
13:19 <@johnl> Do all the people in the office Know?
13:19 < nosmo> Surely your heartless ideology relies on charity to support these people once you are not taxed at all for anything? 
13:19 < kopf> :')
13:19 < nosmo> and this is laying the groundwork
13:21 < snappieT> pfarrel: george's, adam's, maja's, philips are all decent
13:21 <@johnl> Had to go out for some fresh air there
13:21 < snappieT> and the poiteann
13:21 < snappieT> g2g
13:21 < nosmo> It's the lack of thought that counts!
13:21 < kopf> this is amazing
13:21 < nosmo> You disgust me
13:21 < kopf> throw your toys out of the pram stephen
13:21 < kopf> throw those fucking toys
13:21 < nosmo> You could have gotten a comedy willy!
13:21 < nosmo> But no, you helped some children 
13:22 < nosmo> Poor show on their part, really