16:52 < padraiq> anything worse than ending up behind someone at the printers who never sent their job to it, but still stand there waiting
16:52 < padraiq> "any minute now...."
16:53 < padraiq> h8 2 break de news m8

11:33 < nosmo> saw something really great last night
11:33 < nosmo> two people at a gig getting hostile at each other because one of them got their phone in the shot that the other was shooting with their phone 

<@johnl> Dáil usher is the cushiest job in Ireland, I believe
< kopf> all that standing?
<@johnl> Old gardaí do it before retirement
< spacedave> get to tackle loonies and do nothing all day
<@johnl> You get a high garda salary
<@johnl> and do nothing
<@johnl> And a big pension
< snappieT> like any garda
< kopf> sounds a bit shit
< kopf> standing there
< kopf> for a whole day
< kopf> doing nothing
< inky> can you use irc
<@johnl> adfgsdfghsdfgn
<@johnl> bv
<@johnl> :D
<@johnl> Imagining a garda on IRC in the Dáil
<@johnl> "Eh, sorry there, just have to reply to a PM"
< padraiq> "lol noonan farted"

11:20 < pfarrel> cycling past their hq yoke on harcourt street every morning never fails to piss me off
11:20 < pfarrel> cars parked fucking anywhere, all rules of the road being broken, big thick fucking bogger heads on all of them standing around eating breakfast rolls

10:10 < pfarrel> Amazing, somebody looking for a solution to keep their servers logged in to desktop so that they can take screenshots of build failures automatically
10:11 < pfarrel> Perhaps realise that everything about your system is broken and horrifically designed and jump off a bridge instead

00:14 < mw> Just read a bit of the Icarus publication. Convinced some of this "poetry" is from a random sentence generator. Wonder if any CS undergrads have done any sentence construction projects with 
            a bit of AI...
00:16 < bunburya> mw: picked up a copy of miscellany a while ago, most of it was about sports which doesn't really interest me, but finally i got to an article about the EU and its future. i thought, 
                  ooh, this could be good, i'll have a read of this.
00:16 < bunburya> first sentence: "Since it's inception..."
00:16 < bunburya> closed immediately

11:16 < pfarrel> cmd.exe and powershell.exe and console.exe are like ramming a pike up your jap's eye
11:16 < pfarrel> WHY ARE THEY SO FUCKING ABOMINABLY SHIT
11:17 < nosmo> I've often wondered whether they worry that more dev on them would be seen as a commitment to dead tech
11:18 < pfarrel> MS has to worry about that with every new tech it creates
11:18 < pfarrel> it's always dead the second it's out
11:18 < pfarrel> look at how many different web service techs they've ploughed through, fucking abysmal

15:10:28 < spoon> luigii: it's just debian with different starting packages and an extra line added to sources for all intesnive purposes :D
15:10:44 < nosmo> ALL INTENSIVE PURPOSES15:10:46 < nosmo> HNNNGH
15:10:48 < nosmo> AHSDUHSUDAD
15:10:55 <@luigii> DDDDD:
15:11:12 -!- spoon was kicked from #ducss by luigii [intents and purposes, nigger]
15:11:15 < WEH> all intesnive purposes