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14:53 < nosmo> "I am starting a class action against HP for false advertising because I was a fucking moron and wasted a day I could have spent walking in a forest F5ing shop sites"
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10:24 < WEH> when I type "boards" into chrome it autocompletes to "BOARDS BARGAION"
10:24 < WEH> sense of desperation in my typing
10:26 < nosmo> The worst autocompletes are searches made while drunk that pop up when sober
10:26 < nosmo> mercifully nothing as bad as "dublin pizza open after 5am"
10:26 < nosmo> ... yet
10:28 < WEH> I think john had that moment
10:29 < WEH> 6 tabs about kebabs open
10:29 < pat> "24 huor pizsza"
10:29 < nosmo> I Love Food are sadly now doing 24 hour pizza
10:33 < WEH> hurrah!
10:34 < nosmo> They do some really weird stuff though, hoisin sauce and duck pizza, noodles on a pizza...
10:34 <@johnl> nosmo: Waking up and just seeing a Google tab with "kebab" as the search term
10:35 < snappieT> reading the wikipedia article on kebabs
10:35 < nosmo> :D
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10:28 < pfarrel> hnnngh kept dreaming about work last night
10:29 < kopf> :S
10:29 < pfarrel> that i was fucking everything i did up and falling behind and all that
10:32 < WEH> are you stressin about that stuff anyway?
10:33 < pfarrel> a bit
10:34 < nosmo> ngh, need to clean out my work browser on Fridays. Endless Glenn Beck and Juggalo tabs 
10:34 < WEH> I turned on my monitor this morning
10:34 < WEH> starcraft 2 was open
10:34 < WEH> :S
10:35 <@spacedave> seems like a sign
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15:10:28 < spoon> luigii: it's just debian with different starting packages and an extra line added to sources for all intesnive purposes :D
15:10:44 < nosmo> ALL INTENSIVE PURPOSES15:10:46 < nosmo> HNNNGH
15:10:48 < nosmo> AHSDUHSUDAD
15:10:55 <@luigii> DDDDD:
15:11:12 -!- spoon was kicked from #ducss by luigii [intents and purposes, nigger]
15:11:15 < WEH> all intesnive purposes
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15:06 < lulz> hey hugh I found another one http://www.facebook.com/nolanhc
15:07 < nosmo> sounds like a barrel of laughs 
15:10 < lulz> the man you wish you were
15:10 < lulz> ass grabbing rugger bugger
15:10 < nosmo> My rugby dreams :(
15:10 < lulz> Trinity College Specials
15:11 < nosmo> Forever cursed by dropkicking tackle bags
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< nosmo> aww yeah, one of my screen tabs is named " 
}??5s?n:??Z.1?Lu7?J*'?!???A?NU?\ub?f?k?????i?@???#?=???o.?F???|@k??uz?j??t??;?]?g1ULj#??O?_e?+?.?=?kLd9)?????|]?%?is?%t?@Bo^??+U?l?|l?pmSu='?%??';??7??,??;1?^?H?&?&M???g?/??#??lwU??d\??@#6?W??,??o,|?"
< kopf> nice
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< burp> ...penis statue that squirts mace
< burp> fucking doing that
< nosmo> I have enough penis statues
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17:12 < rsynnott> "We would not be in this position if banks had stuck to best 
                  practice in governance - Noonan" - GENIUS. Someone give him a 
                  Nobel prize in economics
17:14 < rsynnott> http://cdnmo.coveritlive.com/media/image/201103/phpmnx1tX_thum
b_mnoonan.jpg - Noonan wanders home folornly to eat a kitten
17:16 < nosmo> The smug vindictiveness of a man who beat a child but didn't get 
               the chance to draw blood
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15:16 < marka> i'm wearing too much grey today
15:16 < marka> grey jacket, grey t-shirt, grey jeans
15:17 < marka> should have worn a patterned tee
15:17 < nosmo> Might be mistaken for a wall

The joys of IBM
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10:44 < nosmo> she's stupid and a poo-poo head 
10:44 < marka> agreed
10:44 < nosmo> and ugly
10:44 < becca> nosmo: very mature of course
10:44 < nosmo> becca: I believe you took the wrong exit on the way to the point
10:44 <@luigii> gg
10:45 < julia> ol
10:45 < marka> b&c student missing the irony? NEVER
10:45 <@luigii> ol bizkids
10:45 < becca> nosmo: I was commenting on the 'poo- poo head" remark, come on we can think of a better description
10:45 <@luigii> :S
10:45 < marka> wow
10:45 < nosmo> It continues 
10:45 <@luigii> seriously?
10:45 < nosmo> becca: I was parodying luigii's "ugly" comment 
10:46 < marka> this is where the penny drops and becca goes "oh, I was just trolling"

nosmo was talking about Meriel