< pfarrel> ah jaysis
< pfarrel> just moved around on my chair and unleashed a cloud of farts
< pfarrel> this thing needs to be burnt
<+julia> D:
<+julia> lolol
< burp> you need to get one of those special fart absorbing cushions
< burp> do you remember that engineering thesis on fart detection? :D
<+julia> have you seen those like "save your marriage" fart covers for beds
< pfarrel> yep
< pfarrel> and fart proof underwear
< pfarrel> imagine if there was a charcoal filter to attach to your sphincter
< johnl> Gonna patent it
< burp> or just like
< burp> when you sit into your chair
< burp> you attach a hose
< burp> it all goes through the chair down into the ground
< burp> pools with all the other employee farts
<+julia> look on r/trees for some helpful tips on funnelling the fart outside
<+WEH> I heard if you stick a fishermans friend up your bunghole it gives you minty farts
<+julia> someone should try
<+julia> for science
< gporter> and is used to heat the building ?
< burp> yeah
< pfarrel> WEH: couldnt stifle that worklol
<+julia> guys i think you have stumbled upon the best idea
< burp> or maybe they'll just save it all for years
<+julia> patent it now!!
< pfarrel> turning guiness into renewable bio-heating
< burp> and use it to blast IBM out of existance when they have enough
<+julia> some jerk will drop a match down their farthole and then everyone will die
< johnl> Haha, that was weird
< burp> WEH: what about aniseed
< johnl> I could suddenly taste and feel kebab in my mouth
<+julia> anus-seed HURRRR
< burp> out
<+WEH> haha
<+julia> johnl: are you currently eating a kebab
< pfarrel> can you imagine how badly a fisherman's friend up your bum would hurt
< burp> just pour a bottle of that boojum hot sauce in
< johnl> pfarrel: You have to lick it first
< burp> put the tip in your ass
< johnl> julia: No, had one last night
< burp> and then present, thus emptying it in
< burp> then the screaming begins