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01:44 < jimmeh> oh god Xbox 10 year anniversary party last night
01:44 < jimmeh> free bar
01:45 < kevinly> smug git
01:45 < spacedave> has it really been 10 years?
01:46 < jimmeh> yup
01:46 < spacedave> so whats the next xbox gonna be called then?
01:47 < jimmeh> no idea
01:47 < terran> Xbox Circumference
01:48 < spacedave> xXxbox420
01:49 < terran> Microsoft Windows(tm) Console 7
01:52 < terran> It will definitely have a Kinect sensor as standard
01:52 < terran> Xbox Kinect maybe?
02:11 < Tapir> Personally I'm holding out for IBM Lotus Rational Integrated Personal Entertainment Station 8.51a (Enterprise Edition) with Service Pack 3 and the optional Device Mounted User Tracking Computer Vision Enjoyment Solution for hands free actor interaction
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14:58 < pfarrel> stroan: sure thing. Would you like to work in localisation testing?
14:59 < gporter> sounds fun
14:59 < stroan> my heart throbs for localization testing
14:59 < pfarrel> not to mention your loins
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< pfarrel> ah jaysis
< pfarrel> just moved around on my chair and unleashed a cloud of farts
< pfarrel> this thing needs to be burnt
<+julia> D:
<+julia> lolol
< burp> you need to get one of those special fart absorbing cushions
< burp> do you remember that engineering thesis on fart detection? :D
<+julia> have you seen those like "save your marriage" fart covers for beds
< pfarrel> yep
< pfarrel> and fart proof underwear
< pfarrel> imagine if there was a charcoal filter to attach to your sphincter
< johnl> Gonna patent it
< burp> or just like
< burp> when you sit into your chair
< burp> you attach a hose
< burp> it all goes through the chair down into the ground
< burp> pools with all the other employee farts
<+julia> look on r/trees for some helpful tips on funnelling the fart outside
<+WEH> I heard if you stick a fishermans friend up your bunghole it gives you minty farts
<+julia> someone should try
<+julia> for science
< gporter> and is used to heat the building ?
< burp> yeah
< pfarrel> WEH: couldnt stifle that worklol
<+julia> guys i think you have stumbled upon the best idea
< burp> or maybe they'll just save it all for years
<+julia> patent it now!!
< pfarrel> turning guiness into renewable bio-heating
< burp> and use it to blast IBM out of existance when they have enough
<+julia> some jerk will drop a match down their farthole and then everyone will die
< johnl> Haha, that was weird
< burp> WEH: what about aniseed
< johnl> I could suddenly taste and feel kebab in my mouth
<+julia> anus-seed HURRRR
< burp> out
<+WEH> haha
<+julia> johnl: are you currently eating a kebab
< pfarrel> can you imagine how badly a fisherman's friend up your bum would hurt
< burp> just pour a bottle of that boojum hot sauce in
< johnl> pfarrel: You have to lick it first
< burp> put the tip in your ass
< johnl> julia: No, had one last night
< burp> and then present, thus emptying it in
< burp> then the screaming begins
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17:35 < pfarrel> all work i did on our bug tracker for the last 2 hours is about to be rolled back
17:35 < pfarrel> nice one fucking up the production DB guys
17:35 < pfarrel> EAT A DICK
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17:11 < snappieT> this is a new level of IBMness: "Drive cross-divisional 
                  synchronization and collaboration regarding common customer 
                  usage strategy by leading a v-team of customer evidence leads"
17:11 < snappieT> Fucking Hell
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10:29 < pfarrel> lol microsoft, patch tuesday, midnight, everything breaks
10:30 < pfarrel> design a fucking server OS that doesn't have to be rebooted every week please
10:30 <@johnl> It's a perfectly good server OS
10:30 <@johnl> Sure you can just Remote Desktop in and restart it
10:30 <@johnl> Easy as pie
10:31 < pfarrel> just imagining life as an MS sysadmin
10:31 < pfarrel> A life spent restarting machines and turning on and off printers and navigating through the control panel
10:32 < pfarrel> to a soundtrack of Bonkers by Dizzee Rascal
10:33 <@johnl> God
10:33 <@johnl> That just made my day