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18:46 < tapir> http://news.uchicago.edu/article/2012/08/08/physics-initiative-launches-hiring-dam-thanh-son
18:46 < tooly> Title: Physics initiative launches with hiring of Dam Thanh Son
18:47 < tapir> Wow, there's a theoretical physicist called "Damn, son"
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16:57 < bunburya> https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Life_expectancy_in_select_Southern_African_countries,_1960_to_2002.svg
17:02 < parp> what happened
17:02 < parp> aids?
17:03 < tapir> AIDS + kicking out whitey
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22:43 < tooly> Title: Serbia v Albania abandoned after drone flies Albanian flag over stadium | Football | The GuE
22:57 < tapir> Pretty pathetic that they allowed a flag to stop their game
22:57 < tapir> but I guess that just goes to show the football mentality
22:57 < tapir> fucking chimps
23:08 < WEH> say you were are the european theoretical physics championships
23:09 < WEH> and someone flew the union jack over the lab
23:09 < WEH> you'd fucking snap your fountain pen in half
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14:33 < snappieT> rsynnott_: i bet you play games with the joystick/analog-pad not inverting the y axis, you scumbag
14:33 < snappieT> the time is coming when some game dev doesn't offer an "invert y" option
14:33 < snappieT> and that's when i'm going to go postal
14:35 < rsynnott_> snappieT: I rarely play those sorts of games
14:36 < rsynnott_> tbh I've no idea which way round the analog pad is _supposed_ to go :)
14:37 < tapir> Rob only plays old classics like that old Sega classic Rumpole of the Bailey: The Video Game
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01:36 < UKIPtapir> TEKLIFE
01:36 < UKIPtapir> TEKLIFE
01:36 < UKIPtapir> TEKLIFE
01:36 < UKIPtapir> TEKLIFE
01:36 < bunburya> this is exactly the level of discourse i would expect from a UKIP sympathiser
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23:09 < nox> tapir: your stance on Eulberg?
23:09 < nox> yay or neigh
23:10 < nox> (neigh is yay but on ketamine)
23:14 < tapir> obviously will neigh then
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20:25 < tapir> Saw some homeless guy the other day, huddled under a sleeping bag at O'Connell bridge, openly huffing on a massive aerosol of something
20:25 < tapir> while clutching at least four or five more huge aerosols
20:25 < tapir> pretty depraved
20:29 < WEH> Saw a similar thing a week back on grafton st
20:29 < WEH> a couple just in a doorway beside river island
20:30 < WEH> huffing aerosol
20:30 < spoon> how romantic
20:33 < WEH> Dunno what a garda could even really do about it other than say "ah jesus lads, could you not"
20:34 < spoon> 'giz a go'
20:40 < duggles> i seem to see more people huffing lighter fluid these days :S
20:41 < kopf> much better high than deos
20:41 < duggles> WEH: that's actually what happened on grafton st a while back, just walked over to a homeless woman and man who were sharing a huff (d'aww) and told him to put it away
20:43 < WEH> yeah
20:43 < WEH> I'm saying that's pretty much all they can do
20:43 < WEH> sadsadsad
20:44 < tapir> sure lighter fluid's a bollocks huff anyway, evo-stik multi purpose impact's where it's at
20:50 -!- WEH changed the topic of #ducss to: DUCSS solvent revue: All the stuff that's fit to huff
20:59 < tapir> should start a newsletter or something
20:59 < tapir> could call it the Huffington Post
21:14 < adam> :')
21:15 < pseudo> What This Glue Sniffing Tapir Did Will Amaze You
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< capybara> top nyarrin there aengman
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19:46 < soi> which animal do you prefer, the capybara or the tapir
19:46 < capybara> oh, tapir, absolutely
19:47 < capybara> I love capybaras too though, definitely top tier
19:47 < capybara> can't think of many other mammals as wonderful as that pair
19:49 < capybara> oh wait, I forget that beluga whales are also mammals
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10:09 < capybara> Last night I dreamt I was the mad King George the III
10:09 < capybara> I would go around London and strike up conversations with local urchins
10:10 < capybara> if I liked them I would give them money and try and appoint them as Barons, but my retainers wouldn't let me
10:10 < capybara> :'(