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15:45 < rsynnott> I like the idea of notifications on wrist, general informational stuff on wrist, etc
15:45 < nosmo> all of the distraction of a phone, with none of the utility!
15:46 < tapir> u could import your favourite vegan ressapees onto it to consult while you 'cook'
15:46 < nosmo> ah here
15:47 < nosmo> I know it's exam time but I expect better :<
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< pfm> https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/963861855/keep-track-of-your-gases-with-ch4 fartmeter
< tooly> Title: Keep track of your gases with CH4! by Rodrigo Narciso ? Kickstarter
< pfm> extension: sensor in ducss room which learns individual fart profiles and constructs blame statistics
< v-tapir> vulgar and crude
< v-tapir> lowering the tone of the channel
< pfm> heh heh heh
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22:25 < v-tapir> exit poll sausage roll
22:25 < v-tapir> who cares I'm bored of politics
22:25 < v-tapir> next topic
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20:01 < duggles> gta5 has crashed on me 4 times in a row now ;_;
20:28 < v-tapir> try steering in a straight line then, dipshit
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17:15 < tapirus> http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/what-is-it-like-to-identify-bodies-in-a-disaster
17:15 < tooly> Title: An Interview with a Guy Who Identifies Body Parts After Disasters | VICE | United Kingdom
17:15 < tapirus> some light summery reading
17:15 < tapirus> with some guy living the shenlife
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< johnl> Mad to imagine the rooms I walked around are too dangerous to enter now http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-32160755
< tooly> Title: Large Hadron Collider restarts after two-year rebuild - BBC News
< tapirus> surely that's a common phenomenon for you John
< tapirus> whole sectors of Google too jenked out with John farts to enter without a hazmat suit
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15:51 < tapirus> I consider it my poor fortune that Fate designated Dundrum as the place of my birth, as this small town is situated on the border between Dublin and Wicklow, the reunion of which seems, at least to us of the younger generation, a task of absolutely no interest whatesoever :(
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15:49 < tapirus> alright everyone, three favourite dictators in order go
15:49 < tapirus> I'll start
15:49 < burp> yourself?
15:49 < johnl> D'Annunzio
15:50 < tapirus> Unfortunately I am not a dictator yet
15:50 < johnl> MathSoc dictator
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< tapirus> are you still allowed get a pilot license if you're an Arab these days?
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15:02 -!- WEH changed the topic of #ducss to: HAS ANYONE SEEN MOLLY
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