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22:29 < aeng> gonna go lie down now, the memory of the kebab is overwhelming
22:29 < aeng> nn
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22:24 < aeng> had an incredible kebab from bey kebap last night
22:24 < aeng> yer man was cutting the meat off
22:25 < aeng> and it was so juicy, there was blood and juice and all sorts running down it as he cut it
22:25 < aeng> beautiful.
22:25 < padraiq> peering in the window watching the master crafter, tearing up
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23:16 < aeng> http://fae.ro/ss/87fef3.png
23:16 < aeng> can't wait for dis shit
23:16 < aeng> aw ye
23:16 < jujube> :D
23:16 < jujube> is pat excite
23:16 < aeng> TOTES!!
23:16 < aeng> MORE CABLES!!
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11:44 <@shenlok> sure can do crazy stuff with detours
11:46 < aeng> for some bizarre reason, when i read that, the image of shenlok
              loaded on PCP, behind the wheel of a jeep roaring "LET'S OFF-ROAD
              THIS BITCH" popped into my head
11:47 < aeng> p enjoyable, 10/10 would lol again
11:47 <@shenlok> what the fuck aengus
11:47 < aeng> i have no idea.
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12:46 < WEH> aeng: "Why Ruby on Rails is a mistake for any serious web 
             application
12:46 < WEH> ah here
12:46 < aeng> :-)
12:46 < WEH> that's equivalent to saying using mysql for any serious web 
             application is a mistake
12:47 < aeng> but it is
12:47 < aeng> mongodb like
12:47 < aeng> :-}
12:47 < aeng> 100% security from injections
12:47 < WEH> I see we've hit the troll eject button
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19:48 < kopf> AWWW YEAAHHHH
19:49 < kopf> guys you missed the most radical jumpkicks of your life
19:49 < luigii> kopf: still PUMPED about PIZZA?
19:49 < kopf> FUCK YEAH
19:49 < julia> pumped 2 THA MAX
19:49 < kopf> I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT IS PLAYIN ON ME STEREO
19:49 < kopf> MASSIVE
19:49 < julia> hahaha
19:49 < julia> johnl-level
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19:35 < kopf> ah yeah you were at home yesterday ri
19:35 < kopf> OMG FUCK i am so fucking PSYCHED all of a sudden
19:35 < kopf> gonna go have a cigarette and do jumpkicks in the air
19:35 < kopf> BRB
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19:38 < acet> bambaclat: I was thinking of ya there in the shower... Let me explain. I was running that thing you said over in my head - "I've given up on ideology, I'm just gonna sit back and watch it end with a can in my hand", and at first I thought "alright, but where are you gonna get the next can after it's all ended. But then I imagined you having built a bomb shelter somewhere, and for some reason I'd run in and say "Jesus lads, it's all ending out there", and Pat would be in a small section in the corner with long lasting food like rice  and canned vegetables. But you'd have taken over most of the shelter, and you'd be sitting there, having filled 80% of the shelter up with cans and smokes, cig in one hand, franzy in the other, legs crossed watching it all end on an old black and white television. And you'd look at me and say... "ah yeah"
19:38 < bambaclat> 19:38 < acet> bambaclat: I was thinking of ya there in the shower...
19:38 < bambaclat> 19:38 < acet> bambaclat: I was thinking of ya there in the shower...
19:38 < bambaclat> 19:38 < acet> bambaclat: I was thinking of ya there in the shower...
19:38 < bambaclat> :S
19:39 < acet> i said, let me explain
19:39 < bambaclat> soz but i can't get past that part adam
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02:36 <@Tapir> guys
02:36 <@Tapir> fuxk i all
02:36 <@Tapir> fuxk u all
02:36 <@Tapir> i ,igyhy haver failed an exam
02:36 <@Tapir> but you cant tpouich ,r
02:36 <@Tapir> noonr can touch me
02:36 <@Tapir> u cant hurt me
02:37 <@Tapir> im the greatest and i rock physiucs to the max
02:37 <@shenlok> Tapir:
02:37 <@Tapir> fuck u steph if u think u can harm me
02:37 <@shenlok> pfm:
02:37 <@Tapir> hi gareth
02:37 <@spacedave> Tapir: gotobed
02:37 <@shenlok> so
02:37 <@Tapir> dont u dare touch me
02:38 <@Tapir> i will destely u with my lightning wonder
02:38 <@Tapir> i am satans lightning
02:38 <@Tapir> and i will fuck u all
02:38 <@Tapir> fail or not
02:38 <@shenlok> zeus' lightning would kick satans lightning's ass
02:38 -!- luigii changed the topic of #ducss to: <@Tapir> i am satans lightning
02:38 <@spacedave> Tapir: up early tomorrow to do all the Ulysees stuff ye?
02:39 <@Tapir> schols is mine next year
02:39 <@Tapir> 8 every morning dave
02:39 <@Tapir> u'll see
02:39 <@spacedave> kidney for breakfastm
02:39 <@spacedave> actually hold on
02:39 <@shenlok> Tapir: ALT is free in monday -> thursday next year
02:39 <@Tapir> i will deatroy everyone with my magical powers ofd phytsicz
02:39 <@Tapir> satan lices thndru me
02:39 <@spacedave> you are a prodestant, no Joyce for you
02:40 -!- Tapir was kicked from #ducss by spacedave [protestant]
02:40 -!- Tapir [marka@spoon.netsoc.tcd.ie] has joined #ducss
02:40 <@shenlok> best kick reason
02:40 < Tapir> satan was the 1st scientist
02:40 < Tapir> i woll get schols
02:41 < Tapir> fuck every1
02:41 < Tapir> all doubters will burn eternally
02:41 <@spacedave> Tapir: ok ok ok, we know, you are great
02:41 <@spacedave> now shut up
02:44 < Tapir> ik in d dragfon
02:44 < Tapir> its full ov bemders
02:44 < Tapir> queers etc.
02:44 <@luigii> :'D
02:44 < Tapir> fuck off
02:44 <@luigii> well it would be wouldn't it?
02:45 < Tapir> i will pass next time
02:45 < Tapir> fuck off
02:45 < inky> will you really
02:45 < inky> I don't believe you
02:45 < Tapir> fuck off
02:45 < Tapir> want a knife
02:46 < Tapir> queers ewvetrywhere in this place
02:46 <@luigii> score some sure
02:46 <@shenlok> coque
02:50 <@spacedave> mark
02:51 <@spacedave> mark
02:51 <@spacedave> mark
02:51 <@luigii> too late
02:51 <@spacedave> you are not making any sense
02:51 <@spacedave> ducss does not need
02:51 <@luigii> he's started a horrific murder-suicide orgy on the dancefloor of the Dragon
02:51 <@spacedave> damn return key; ducss does not need insane ranting
02:53 < Tapir> fuckj off
02:53 < Tapir> dleft the faggon
02:53 < Tapir> full of ueers
02:53 < Tapir> pilllllls
02:53 < Tapir> duck off
02:53 < Tapir> knide u
02:54 < Tapir> queer
02:54 < inky> lay off the pills bro
02:54 <@spacedave> whats her name
02:54 < inky> what's HIS name
02:54 <@spacedave> get away from the keyboard
02:55 <@spacedave> Nikki, thats the one
02:55 < Tapir> quskash uer
02:55 -!- mode/#ducss [+b *!*marka@*.netsoc.tcd.ie] by spacedave
02:55 -!- Tapir was kicked from #ducss by spacedave [Tapir]
02:55 < inky> why kick ;_;
02:55 <@spacedave> I will unban him in the morning
02:55 < inky> why ban ;_;
02:55 <@spacedave> alright fine
02:55 <@shenlok> spacedave has gone mad with power
02:56 -!- mode/#ducss [-b *!*marka@*.netsoc.tcd.ie] by shenlok
02:56 <@spacedave> shenlok: :(
02:56 <@spacedave> I was about to do that
02:56 <@shenlok> it's funny!
02:56 <@shenlok> oh right
02:56 <@shenlok> too slow!
02:56 <@spacedave> and now since you unbanned him I look like a mad tyrany
02:56 <@spacedave> *tyrant
02:57 <@spacedave> oh well
02:57 <@shenlok> meanwhile in #tcd2014
02:57 <@shenlok> 02:56 < Tapir> hekli
02:57 <@shenlok> 02:56 < Tapir> hello
02:57 <@shenlok> 02:57 < Tapir> did u ban me
02:57 <@spacedave> and ah...
02:57 < inky> haha
02:58 -!- Tapir [marka@spoon.netsoc.tcd.ie] has joined #ducss
02:58 < Tapir> fuck evcery1
02:58 < Tapir> i failed an exam
02:58 < inky> who is that
02:59 < Tapir> rob synnott; you're friends with vlad...why'd you fail me?
02:59 < Tapir> why'd hre gfai me
03:00 <@spacedave> mark mark mark
03:00 <@spacedave> you should drink more
03:00 < Tapir> ttyeah
03:00 < Tapir> fuck off
03:00 < Tapir> i tried so hard
03:00 < inky> and got so far
03:00 < WEH> That must of been one hell of a gym shesh
03:00 < WEH> you sound wasted
03:00 <@spacedave> anyways, I'mma bed
03:00 <@shenlok> but in the end
03:00 < Tapir> anfd i stilll loswould you mmoss bme if i d7ied?
03:01 <@spacedave> cool
03:01 < Tapir> kill every 1
03:01 < inky> yes sir
03:01 <@shenlok> god damnit nobody finished the chorus
03:01 < inky> you were too late :'(
03:02 < WEH> IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTERRRRRRRRRR
03:02 <@shenlok> i was typing your line
03:02 <@shenlok> had to start over :(
03:38 < Tapir> hey fuckers
03:39 < Tapir> i wiwiw eart uall
03:39 < Tapir> i only wanted to pass
03:39 < Tapir> :(
03:52 < Tapir> think ur funny
03:53 <@shenlok> can we get a soundbyte
04:02 < Tapir> what the fduck
04:02 < Tapir> oh god my parents gonna kill me
04:02 < Tapir> monged
04:02 < Tapir> nikki's here
04:02 < Tapir> say hi
04:15 < maign> ...
04:15 <@shenlok> hi maign
04:16 <@shenlok> you've missed some mark spazz
04:16 < Tapir> bite me aewngfus u queer
04:16 < maign> so i see
04:16 < maign> you been sucking cock in fibs again tapir
04:17 < Tapir> fick u
04:17 <@shenlok> the dragon actually
04:17 <@shenlok> or so i believe
04:19 < Tapir> hey aengus
04:20 < Tapir> go fuck yourself you cryptofascist fucking faggot
04:20 < Tapir> go off and work for your fucking corporation
04:20 < Tapir> faggot
04:26 < maign> hi
04:26 < maign> "faggot"
04:31 < Tapir> haw
04:31 < Tapir> fuck foff
04:35 < maign> hi
04:35 < maign> "faggot"
04:35 < Tapir> fuck off
04:36 < Tapir> ssmaert arse
04:37 < maign> hi nikki
04:44 < Tapir> haw
04:44 < Tapir> you cant toujch me

The now-infamous markspazz
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00:17 < fiquem> Niiki's awesome. She's here too.
00:17 < fiquem> Polyamourous, yeah, WTF.
00:17 <@shenlok> She's a character
00:17 < k3ypad> the plot thickens
00:18 < WEH> :~}
00:18 < aeng> she was a cunt when i was introduced to her anyhow
00:18 < fiquem> hey guys, nikki here , whazzzaaa
00:18 < aeng> oh.
00:18 < padraiq> HAHA