22:45 < sarah> http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ohx23/what_is_the_grossest_sexual_experience_youve_ever/c3hetp7
22:45 < tooly> Title: squirrelhuggingpanda comments on What is the grossest
               sexual experience you've ever had?
22:45 < sarah> what
22:45 < sarah> actual
22:45 < sarah> fuck
22:45 < sarah> the
22:46 < aeng> yeah
22:46 < aeng> like
22:46 < aeng> clots?
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22:46 < ju> aeng: just u no when ur period is really heavy??
22:47 < aeng> ju: i'm afraid i'm not one of those girls for whom time stands
              still once a month
22:48 < aeng> (but like, srs, blood clots?)
22:48 < aeng> :s
22:48 < ju> it's apparently just if it's so heavy that your body can't get rid
            of it all fast enough
22:48 < ju> so it just chillaxes and that's what happens
22:48 < aeng> well that kinda changes my AH IT'S GRAND IT'S ONLY BLOOD OM NOM
              NOM attitude
22:48 < ju> u jelly
22:49 < ju> speaking of jelly
22:49 < ju> u can kind of think of it like conserve??
22:49 < sarah> oh god
22:49 < aeng> say what now
22:49 < ju> spread it on your toast for a nice iron boost
22:49 < pseudo> nice, i just got back to irc with my jam sandwich

23:49 < sarah> @CaptainClaud45 Claudia Gross: suggested use for our nuclear bombs: use them on iran...don't mess with #America #bitches
23:49 < sarah> oh claudiaaaaaa
23:49 < WEH> what a great person
23:49 < julia> man
23:49 < julia> why does she say things ;_______;
23:49 < kopf> YEAY-UH
23:49 < kopf> WHAT!
23:49 < kopf> WHAT!
23:49 < WEH> #bitches!!!
23:50 < kopf> kinda cute though
23:50 < kopf> wonder if you could fuck the stupid out of her
23:50 < kopf> did i just say that?
23:50 < WEH> ye did yeah
23:50 < kopf> oh right
23:50 < padraiq> steady on!
23:50 < kopf> out loud like
23:50 < kopf> not on, no
23:50 < WEH> dunno
23:51 < WEH> up to you AND JESUS
23:51 < julia> hahah oh you
23:51 < julia> but according to past history, i would say no.
23:51 < kopf> haha
23:52 < sarah> kopf: lolllllll
23:52 < sarah> you are too drunk for irc
23:52 < kopf> that may be true
23:52 < kopf> but it won't stop me from making an eejit out of myself
23:52 < julia> you go girl
23:52 < sarah> fair enough :D

10:26 < aengus> Kaczynski is now serving a life sentence in the Federal Supermax in Florence, Colorado. 
10:26 < aengus> sounds like a fucking shopping centre
10:26 <@johnl> A Supermax with an adjoining Papa John's
10:27 < gporter> this prison is sponsored by coca cola! Enjoy your stay

22:36 <@johnl> Why is this all around Ubuntu?
22:36 <@johnl> Ubuntu seems to be the source of all geek feminism
22:36 < stesh> johnl: installing arch is too hard ¬
22:36 < luigii> spacedave: :DDD
22:36 <@johnl> stesh: rolll
22:36 < WEH> stesh: :D
22:36 < NSNO> stesh: tuttut :P
22:36 < julia> omg is this 4 real
22:36 < luigii> stesh: ^_^
22:37 < aengus> that's so good

Raging hard about geekfeminism.wikia.com

23:51 < julia> is everyone drunk besides me
23:51 < weh_> everyones sober
23:52 < julia> o
23:52 < weh_> just spazzin
23:52 < weh_> well
23:52 < weh_> cept kopf

13:57 < kopf> struck up conversation with one of these random ICQ people who 
              add ye, cause she's in china and I wanted to know about the 
              coverage of Kim Jong-il's death over there
13:57 < kopf> "i like Irish , its restful , beautiful , and westlife , William 
              Butter Yeats's poet, hehe"
13:57 < kopf> regretting it already

00:13 < bunburya> who was it?
00:13 < nosmo> wheybags looks like 
00:13 < nosmo> h8 da
00:13 < s4dd> hahah
00:13 < s4dd> WHEYBAGS
00:13 < s4dd> man oh man oh man
00:14 < johnl> Hope it keeps you up all night
00:14 < johnl> And that you just put a new cartridge in
00:14 < s4dd> i think everyone should add the LaserJet 4100 and spam "unban kopf"
00:15 < johnl> Even better would be to hook it to the form on the site
00:15 < johnl> So that the next gimpoid who spams the site
00:15 < johnl> Just spams the printer :D
00:15 < s4dd> that is glorious :)
00:18 < nosmo> Was kinda hoping the spam was gonna end with "Mr. And mrs. Dursley, of number four, privet drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much"
00:21 < s4dd> it looks like he's switched off his mac before the printing job finished :(
00:22 < s4dd> so he has clearly finished rubbing one out and has gone to sleep ;_;
00:33 < s4dd> might be queued cuz printer is switched off? i hope it would be saying "queued" or something instead of "processing"
00:33 < johnl> Maybe he's refilling the paper tray
00:33 < luigii> :D
00:34 < johnl> Trying to print his Java assignment for Vinny
00:35 < s4dd> hope kopf is unbanned now

Context: https://quotes.netsoc.tcd.ie/index.cgi?id=756

22:41 -!- s4dd changed the topic of #netsoc to: http://unban-kopf.net
23:02 < wheybags> oh god
23:06 < s4dd> fight the power
23:16 < WOFall> someone paste in the first chapter of harry potter or something
23:59 < s4dd> i think mister 83.71.33.107 tried to spam unban-kopf.net with the harry potter book... so i just queued up a 
              printing of harry potter to his HP LaserJet
23:59 < s4dd> nice leaving your CUPS admin panel open to the world past your eircom router fgt
23:59 < s4dd> hope the printer is plugged in

< kopf> why does nobody in #netsoc understand what 'spazzing' is?

<aengus> got that GTA trilogy box set for a tenner yesterday
<aengus> looking forward to spending sunday playing san andreas
<aengus> but is it art? how's about you shove it up your hole and see if it's art then, inky
<aengus> might even run on a mac and all
<aengus> :-}
<aengus> (i mean that in the nicest possible way)
<stroan> well, that came out of nowhere
<inky> aengus: lolwut
<aengus> hi!
<aengus> it's my version of "inb4" 
<aengus> LONG CAT IS LOOONNNG HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
<aengus> god i fucking love memes