11:16 < julia> smokebeer season!!!!!
11:16 < julia> best
11:18 < spoon> I look forward to having my yearly single rauchbier
11:18 < julia> like drinking a cosy campfire <3
11:19 < nosmo> like drinking the car journey home from a camping trip more like ;_;
11:20 < spoon> like someone brewed tea from the burnt rasher edges salvaged from the channels in a well worn grill/oven combo
11:20 < julia> ewww stop 
11:20 < nosmo> It's always such a troubling journey - an amazing first sip, a confused and curious first third, and then a coalminer rimjob of the next two thirds 

17:21 < julia> what if i threw some scooter into the mix
17:21 < julia> SIBERIAAAAAAA ARE U READAAYYYYYYYYYY
17:21 < julia> GUIDEWIRE, THE PLACE TO BE
17:22 < petrichor> Consulting All Over The World

10:51 < julia> it's like when you go to a nice restaurant and there's some prick wearing casual clothes!! 
10:51 < julia> like, way to lower the tone, you are not playing the game right
10:52 < spoon> that is the firstiest of first world problems
10:52 < nosmo> listen I'm sorry but pantera mesh shorts are the new formal 
10:52 < spoon> haha
10:53 < spoon> waiter comes back to pick up the receipt and tip and someone has written RIP DIMEBAG on it
10:56 < nosmo> arranging your 3% tip's coppers into a southern flag

16:06 <+julia> oh lads we have not discussed the dublin bus strike yet have we
16:13 < stesh> julia: strike's a strike
16:13 < stesh> discussion over
16:14 <+julia> right so

10:13 < julia> jesus too many spaz phases to revisit today
10:14 < julia> i will create stories and work through them

15:54 < julia> i was concerned by my doctor's advice that it should clear up in ~2 days but i should "probably" take the whole dose so it doesn't come back
15:54 < julia> like!!! have you read nothing woman
15:54 < julia> superbug breeding ground in me leg
15:55 < WEH_> bug bud
15:55 < WEH_> start having to feed it
15:55 < WEH_> chippin in on rent

15:43 < petrichor> are you ded btw
15:43 < petrichor> very quiet today
15:44 < julia> i am home
15:44 < julia> and irc was boring so i closed
15:44 <+spoon> ur boring
15:44 < julia> shots fired

17:09 < julia> oops, just noticed i committed a variable $scope.julia
17:09 < petrichor> what's the prototype
17:09 < julia> Object :( 

10:38 < tapirus> u gonna vote for her julia?
10:38 < julia> obviously
10:38 < tapirus> seriously?
10:38 < julia> what do you want me to do, vote trump?
10:38 < tapirus> "oh she's a war criminal but she has the same reproductive organs as me so I better vote for her teehee"
10:38 < tapirus> literally in one line why women should never have been given the vote
10:38 < julia> i'm glad you understand

<julia> hell i even got questioned by TSA flying here with a cutting board
<julia> "ma'am do you have wood" "what" "do you have a large piece of wood in your bag"
<+spoon> ONLY FOR YOU, CUSTOMS OFFICER HOTSTUFF