< burp> imagining john
< burp> with a gas powered G4

15:30 <@johnl> "John is really driving business success with this 'qdb' initiative he has kicked off. The desk-lols have provided much light relief during tough times. Keep up the good work, John!"

<@johnl>  10:25:11 up 22 days, 4 min,  8 users,  load average: 4.23, 3.77, 3.15
<@johnl> absolute fail
< stesh> nexus?
< burp> G4?
<@johnl> Workstation in work

< stesh> spitroast: 52% tax ?!
< spitroast> ye
< spitroast> e20,000 less income than my previous job, but 10 times the tax
< spitroast> gonna be a gg shocker
< stesh> jesus
< stesh> no more spontaneous iPads :-S
< spitroast> also have to pay johnl 308 francs for balconyvom
< spitroast> most expensive vom
< spitroast> ever
< stesh> :D
< WEH> :DD
< stesh> what? :D
< spitroast> vommed over his balcony one night, there was a storm and the wind blew it in to everyone else's balcony
< spitroast> like a boss etc
< spitroast> they insisted on getting a cleaning company to do it
< spitroast> so ye, 308 francs, the pricks
< padraiq> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3k4C8grAGP4
< rachet`> Title: Laser Pointer Leads to Arrest - YouTube (at www.youtube.com)
< padraiq> http://www.armedforces-int.com/upload/image_files/MX-Series-p2-l.jpg
< padraiq> what infrared cameras can do now, mntl
< stesh> blew it in to everyone else's balcony :')
< WEH> 250quid vom
< spitroast> yup
< lulz> and a valuable lesson!
< WEH> 100 fibbers drinks
< WEH> ye
< WEH> ask for proof
< johnl> :')
< lulz> a ziploc full of vom scraped off the window
< lulz> tested positive for prickneck DNA

22:48 < johnl> Hi guys
22:49 < pfarrel> hi john
22:49 < pfarrel> did you justget to work

< johnl> If you can burp "HYPE HYPE GIMME DA PHONE"
< johnl> I will be pleased.
< burp> I can, across two burps
<+julia> i'm sure i could, if i were given a coke to chug
< johnl> I am trying it now
<+julia> jeff we must work on this
< johnl> burp: Takes me two small burps
< johnl> But with one big one, I am almost sure I could do it
< burp> okay it seems to be taking me 3
< johnl> I will practice tomorrow in work
<+julia> lol @ you burpguys
< burp> one for each syllable

< burp> bit of a johnl moment there
<+julia> lol
<+julia> sorry it is just one of the things i hate most in life
< johnl> I saw her pain :'(
< burp> are you feeling a sudden urge to cycle everywhere?
< burp> Live in the mountains?
< burp> study linguistics?
<+julia> i do enjoy linguistics
< burp> learn Finnish?
<+julia> and mountains
<+julia> i wanted to learn finnish so bad ;___:
<+julia> i am afraid of dubcylcing though
< burp> omg female johnl
< johnl> have you considered trading in your job to become a domestic terrorist
< burp> also: I heard you burping down the corridor
< burp> it was A++

19:08 <@johnl> marka: I GOT FIDDY RIDING ON YOU, BRO
19:08 <@lulz> never wager on a failure
19:08 <@lulz> a lesson even you need to learn john, it seems

(johnl bet burp 50 euro that Mark would get Schols)

19:04 <@lulz> you never did get your back dole
19:05 <@johnl> Nope
19:05 <@johnl> Got a job before they got round to it
19:06 <@lulz> good how they incentivise not having a job ;)
19:07 <@johnl> Obviously never heard about game theory
19:07 <@lulz> I doubt a single public servant has in this country yeah
19:07 <@johnl> Perhaps Mark could explain it to them, when he's queuing in the office in 3 years time
19:08 <@lulz> 1 year, if he doesn't get schols

< pseudo> your body propped up on a mountain of pills
< pseudo> with a horse mask on
< stesh> tapir mask
< marka> oh man
< marka> tapir mask
< johnl> http://captaincatcollective.blogspot.com/2009/06/blog-post_6461.html
< rachet`> Title: :: Captain Cat ::: Tapir Mask (at captaincatcollective.blogspot.com)
< marka> please be a thing
< pseudo> all gold trimmed
< marka> johnl delivers
< johnl> Or more ketamine-appropriate: http://www.lotsofneatstuff.com/melvix/blog/tapir-mask
< rachet`> Title: Tapir mask - Lots of Neat Stuff (at www.lotsofneatstuff.com)
< pseudo> like a pharaoh
< stesh> marka: would you wear it?
< johnl> Whoa http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loxzvnCFWD1qzpftto1_500.jpg
< johnl> Imagine trying to get into Twisted Pepper with that on
< pseudo> casually stroll in
< stesh> Threatening to murder bouncers with that on :')