16:31 < julia> i have had some tense interactions with bitches at subway 16:31 < julia> "can i have extra sauce pls" "UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" 16:32 <@johnl> :'D 16:32 <@johnl> As they cunt out the olives 16:32 <@johnl> *COUNT 16:33 < julia> so tru 16:33 < mw> oh dear. I read that and laughed so loudly and with so much force, I sent some paper receipts flying off my desk
<johnl> God, one douche videoing with an iPad :( <johnl> Ruining a perfectly good police brutality video <pfm> erection gone
14:00 < stesh> johnl: do you maintain an emergency work virtual desktop? 14:00 < stesh> someone comes over 14:01 < stesh> quick switch to the virtual desktop with a vim open containing source code 14:01 < stesh> when a superior walks past 14:01 < inky> semitransparent vim window with doop playing behind it 14:02 < stesh> inky please 14:02 < stesh> the little snorts are getting more and more noticeable
<@johnl> Just sneezed and farted at the same time < julia> achievement unlocked
<@johnl> 5 shots of espresso <@johnl> What will happen! <@johnl> Will this SSL redirect bug get fixed! < pfarrel> you will shit yourself < pfarrel> and turn into a crab < spoon> :D < spoon> Pants just explode < spoon> sitting at desk < stesh> doop doop etc. < pfarrel> One gigantic chocolatey shotgun, heard throughout zurich
23:57 <@johnl> Another great email thread from today: 23:57 <@johnl> "John, are you volunteering to take charge on the reporting issues?" 23:57 <@johnl> Reply: https://mail.google.com/mail/e/1E3
15:26 <@johnl> And now 15:26 <@johnl> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SEOguApssc 15:26 < rachet> Title: Jackass - Party Boy Theme Song - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) 15:26 < nosmo> :DDDDDDDDD 15:27 <@johnl> Sitting in my chair drinking Trojka and thrusting Later... 16:25 < sarah> <@johnl> Sitting in my chair drinking Trojka and thrusting 16:25 < sarah> desk lolled 16:26 < kopf> gg 16:27 < julia> somehow missed 'thrusting' earlier
12:37 -!- johnl changed the topic of #ducss to: PLEASE SUBMIT QUOTES 12:37 <@johnl> gg
20:59 < johnl> Watching Scatman John videos in HD, my life is fucking over
< johnl> Hard-tail or soft-tail... < stesh> stacker or cloud... < johnl> tv or projector < stesh> iPad or kindle < johnl> MBP or MBA < stesh> yeah < stesh> I knew there was a more recent one < johnl> That is the newest < johnl> Alright < johnl> Gonna sleep on it < johnl> nn < stesh> ol < stesh> tossing and turning about bike suspension < rsynnott> is there anyone left here, now? < stesh> nightmares about drop-out forks