< kudos> while talking to the new girl he said "it's nice to have a real girl in IT," when asked why Jamie wasn't a real girl, he responded "she ran linux and liked nerdy stuff"
< kudos> i cringed and loled at the same time
< froodie> oh dear
< froodie> i shall endeavour to keep my filthy nerdy habits a secret if i meet him, lest he think you're dating some kind of pseudogirl.
< irokie> sudo girl, amirite?

17:56 <@duairc> Does anyone know where the pile of books on the desk in the 
                room came from?
18:42 < irokie> trees

< irokie> would this be hate that lasts a long time or hate that lasts for a longer time than that or hate that lasts for a long time?
< nosmo> This would be Hate wot is a band
< irokie> oh... not Hate Eternal...
< inky> http://instantrimshot.com/
< inky> actually, no
< inky> http://sadtrombone.com/

#netsoc

< irokie> i has a guitar.
 < couperc> fo.
 <@inky> couperc disapproves of this bullshit

<irokie> dammit CDDB, hurry the fuck up, i need to poop!

Poo.

< irokie> couperc: unnecessarily long
< couperc> that's not what she said
<@nosmo> Indeed. However, she then went on to highlight the fact that the importance of length is a masculine construct, most likely founded in the pornography and that girth is a much bigger factor in female arousal, furthermore highlighting the fact that you lack said quality.
< couperc> heh

<@irokie> show me!
<@stroan> k, 1 sec.
<@irokie> well, that's plainly more than 1 second
<@stroan> your thinking in human terms. I'm working in awesome seconds.

<@eoinmcl> xml my arse
< irokie> <?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8' standalone='no' ?><doc type="anatomy" uid="eoinmcl" xml:lang="en"><cheeks><crack /></cheeks>
* kiffer twitches,
<@Inky> XML parsing error: No closing tag for <doc>
* kiffer shudders
<@Inky> <?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8' standalone='no' ?><doc type="fail" xml:lang="en"><irokie at="xml"/></doc>

<@irokie> fucking databases suck. we should just make lots of small chinese women memorise our stuff and then beat them when they get it wrong. none of this relational modelling and normalised tables.
<@stroan> I thought that's what LadiesOfIRC was for. Just phrase all your datas in the form of insults. They will never forget.
<@irokie> olol
<@stroan> You're all 0xFF5634BA fat
<@irokie> DAMMIT, MY DATA DOESN'T DESERVE TO BE INDEPENDENT, IT SHALL REMAIN UNDER MY IRON THUMB OF RULE!
<@irokie> fucking commie data structures
<@stroan> mao had nothing on irokie.

irokie gets violent around exam time.

< irokie> also, my brain keeps telling me what happens everytime i send a message online. it's like "when you hit that key, the ssh application passes it to the transport layer provided by the os TCP/IP stack"
< irokie> and on and on and on
< irokie> that's the tired, mainly
< couperc> neeerrrrdd
< irokie> couperc: i'll fucking stab you with a fragmented IP datagram