13:28 < tapir> True Hamplanet Stories
13:29 < tapir> was making my way to the Luas in Dundrum when I see the Luas itself about to pull into the station
13:29 < tapir> so I make my way to the stairs, but find the way blocked by two 150kg~ hambeasts lumbering up the stairs abreast
13:29 < tapir> so I walk behind them and say, loudly but politely, "excuse me"
13:30 < tapir> and one of the mammoths slowly rolls aside
13:31 < tapir> as I rush past them to make the train on time, fattie number 1, wearing some sort of custom made XXXXXXL football jersey wheezes after me "don't fucking push me you fucking prick"
13:31 < rsynnott_> is the moral of the story that Ireland has poor stairs-use ettiquete, or something?
13:31 < tapir> because in hamland, pushing is the same as asking someone to move politely!
13:32 < tapir> though I guess I appreciate the effort required to modify his not-inconsequential inertia