14:43 < rsynnott_> if I get around to learning to drive this year, and then Google introduce working self-driving cars next year, I will be SO pissed off

(16:52)    nosmo  since when has google calendar automatically added events from gmail? 
(16:54)    johnl  August 25 2015
(16:54)    spoon  :')
(16:54)    stesh  :')

< kopf> google docs down?
< kopf> every time i go to create a spreadsheet it just hangs and times out
< kopf> 502s all over the shop
< kopf> and john off listening to acid techno on a yacht in tokyo

< burp> imagine if john put all the time he spends complaining on irc about firefox/tab quantities into an actual project

< tooly> Title: Most important scientific study ever: What about farting 
         astronauts?
<@burp> imagine
<@burp> being killed in space by your own farts
< stesh> that rules johnl out for space school then?
<@burp> it does seem that google will send him anywhere
< stesh> :'D
<@burp> guys I need flights to the moon so I can drink cans
< stesh> maybe Zurich just wanted a break from the farts for a few months
<@burp> ok john, just expense it all
< stesh> <3
< snappieT> fart directly into the rocket fuel tank
<@burp> guinness powered rocket

22:38 < shenlok> johnl: did you buy a 30"?
22:38 < burp> I assume they just gave him one
22:38 < johnl> nah, just got one for work while I'm in Mountain View
22:38 < burp> when they moved him to san fran, in exchange for even more money
22:38 < burp> he wipes his arse with $1 bills, now
22:38 < johnl> *$10
22:38 < johnl> There are too many $1 bills

< nosmo> jesus I just logged into G+ for the first time in about half a year
< nosmo> it was fucking infuriating 
< julz> Niall Campbell hung out.
< inky> Timeline: I hung out. I hung out. I hung out. I hung out. I hung out.
< inky> balls hung out

15:18  * johnl - Ceephax Acid Crew - Sidney's Sizzler
15:20 < WEH> sometimes
15:21 < WEH> sometimes I think johnl has writen a bot
15:21 < WEH> and is secretly try harding in googs
15:22 < gporter> :D
15:24 < pfarrel> probabilistic spaz generator to cover up all the hard work

<@johnl> 5 shots of espresso
<@johnl> What will happen!
<@johnl> Will this SSL redirect bug get fixed!
< pfarrel> you will shit yourself
< pfarrel> and turn into a crab
< spoon> :D
< spoon> Pants just explode
< spoon> sitting at desk
< stesh> doop doop etc.
< pfarrel> One gigantic chocolatey shotgun, heard throughout zurich

Editor's note: The bug got fixed.

22:48 < johnl> Hi guys
22:49 < pfarrel> hi john
22:49 < pfarrel> did you justget to work