14:32 < stesh> just remembered the theme park in Italy called Gardaland
14:32 < stesh> spazzing
14:32 < rsynnott_> is there a ride involving waiting four hours to get a passport application stamped?
14:33 < stesh> no, but you have to queue overnight to get in
14:33 < juletide> rsynnott_: :(
14:45 < WEH> come one and all
14:45 < WEH> see the amazing giant garda

<@johnl> Dáil usher is the cushiest job in Ireland, I believe
< kopf> all that standing?
<@johnl> Old gardaí do it before retirement
< spacedave> get to tackle loonies and do nothing all day
<@johnl> You get a high garda salary
<@johnl> and do nothing
<@johnl> And a big pension
< snappieT> like any garda
< kopf> sounds a bit shit
< kopf> standing there
< kopf> for a whole day
< kopf> doing nothing
< inky> can you use irc
<@johnl> adfgsdfghsdfgn
<@johnl> bv
<@johnl> :D
<@johnl> Imagining a garda on IRC in the Dáil
<@johnl> "Eh, sorry there, just have to reply to a PM"
< padraiq> "lol noonan farted"

11:20 < pfarrel> cycling past their hq yoke on harcourt street every morning never fails to piss me off
11:20 < pfarrel> cars parked fucking anywhere, all rules of the road being broken, big thick fucking bogger heads on all of them standing around eating breakfast rolls

< pfarrel> fucking gardai
< pfarrel> such turbo cunts

<@burp> just imagine john kerbstomping a guard
<@burp> jacking it
<@burp> then flipping a wad of notes at him

 <@johnl> I am happy in the knowledge that there is a garda out there who took a horse cock to the head

11:03 < kopf> imagining csb talking the ear off some guard
11:03 < kopf> A+ protest tactic
11:03 < WEH> guard batons himself to death
11:03 < gporter> csb keeps talking