fibrosis> It has even been estimated that one in 10 Europeans are conceived in an Ikea bed.
dalamar> That's an awful lot of Ikea beds.
fibrosis> or a handful of very dirty beds

<%nosmo> There was a tetris board game
<%nosmo> no there wasn't. Stop lying
 * nosmo hits fibrosis 
 <@brazil> "You rolled a T shape"
< KBKarma> "Take 6 damage"
< KBKarma> "You are attacked by an L-shaped block!"
<@brazil> "Line-removal save"
<%nosmo> roll less than 1 on 2D6 to save
< KBKarma> "A square-shape falls from the heavens! Roll reflex"
<@brazil> "Lag, lose a turn"
< KBKarma> "Reflex failed. Take 3d6 damage"
<%nosmo> "Someone is using write on your terminal, a piece falls straight down"
< fibrosis> "someone heys you and you don't have heyhere set"
< KBKarma> "Luckily, your AC is high enough. Take no damage"
<%nosmo> "your netris game is still fucked though"
< KBKarma> "Game over. Would you like your netris blocks identified? [yn or ?]"

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<@brazil> Inky: why did you note the rhyming quote?
<@Inky> it makes me cringe whenever I read it... -inge
<@reilly> no, that's just your face
<@brazil> an unescapable element of the human race
< fibrosis> you rhyme with such grace
<@brazil> indeed, at rhyming I ace
< fibrosis> don't make me get the mace.
<@reilly> i can't keep up with this pace
<%nosmo> This rhyming trend makes me want to kill myself after painting myself orange.
<@Inky> I appear to have misplaced my doorhinge
<%nosmo> :D
<%nosmo> someone's up on their Monkey Island <3
<@Inky> aye! Now what the hell rhymes with ":D" or "<3"? Fuck
<@brazil> Inky: now you've gone and mucked it up
<%nosmo> It seems that you're quite out of luck.
 * Inky does a victory dance
<@brazil> Inky: don't think you can pass the buck

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dermo> fibrosis: no. YOU'RE A TOWEL!
fibrosis> I have certain towellike qualities
fibrosis> for instance
fibrosis> I am not an emu

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fibrosis> I owe you 8.74 btw
fibrosis> it worked out wierdly
fibrosis> I won't tell of what, I'll let you wallow in anguish
          over the unit of measurement
%nosmo> that's what she said
fibrosis> ._.
%nosmo> she said that too
%nosmo> "damnit Garog, dot underscore dot"

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