17:42 < fibrosis> one of the cleaners complains, every day, that she has to clean things ...
17:46 < tapir> picturing Garóg sitting at his desk eating a burrito and getting crumbs everywhere
17:46 < tapir> swipes all the crumbs from the desk onto the ground and throws the wrapper on top of it
17:47 < tapir> cleaner complains "well it's your job isn't it, PEASANT? aren't you getting PAID?"
17:48 < spoon> gesturing wildly with his cup of slow drip cold brew coffee
17:49 < tapir> takes the pocket square out and slaps her in the face with it
17:49 < tapir> "mia apologia, señor fibrosis"

13:28 < rsynnott_> "Leinster House is under potential threat from “fixated loners”, gardaí have warned TDs."
13:29 < fibrosis> I don't see what this has to do with househunting
13:29 < fibrosis> oh wait there it is

09:55 < fibrosis> we still don't know who shot Tupac
09:55 < fibrosis> and people are talking about dinosaur gender roles

13:10 < fibrosis> I wonder if there's a guy whose entire civil service job is sitting there photoshopping this stuff
13:10 < fibrosis> that would be amazing
13:11 < fibrosis> I mean if they can pay john to 'work' on an irish dictionary they can do anything

< irokie> who wants a jawb?
< fibrosis> hi
< fibrosis> I do
< irokie> no. you're too hate-filled.
< fibrosis> fo
< irokie> see. that's the problem.
< irokie> also, i saw your CV.
< irokie> 2 pages of "fuck off and hire me, dipshit"
< irokie> not impressive.
<@nosmo> Ah now
<@nosmo> I thought the qualification in "Hurry up faggot" was pretty good
<@inky> what's this about a job?
<@inky> I'm qualified in Hurrrr, and I have three years experience with Hurf Durf

12:33         fibrosis @ | !<3
12:33           socbot   | red willied
12:33         fibrosis @ | !<3
12:33           socbot   | it doesn't work for some reason i became a communist phase in 1st year here?

#netsoc

20:02          KBKarma   | That's a big penis.
20:03         fibrosis @ | thanks

When discussing a giant dildo seen in Prague in #netsoc. And KBKarma's voyeuristic tastes.

fibrosis   | The Dark Knight is going to kick ass.
   johnl   | film?
fibrosis   | no, the luxury spa retreat

<snappieT> let me try
<fibrosis> no, you'll fuck it up

< nohup> hey
< fibrosis> YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO RUN IN THE BACKGROUND