10:48 <+petrichor> how have you been funding these sojourns again
10:48 < burp> me?
10:48 < burp> I bottle my farts and sell them on the black market

15:22 < julia> someone near me just did the worst fart
15:22 < julia> bye
15:23 < nosmo> BREAKING: 
15:23 < nosmo> (wind) 

17:25 < rsynnott_> bizarrely, most European bone meal is now used to generate electricity
17:25 < rsynnott_> though there are now some worries about that; it releases a lot of crap
17:26 < julia> how is that done?
17:26 < rsynnott_> burning it
17:26 < rsynnott_> it's "renewable", and carbon neutral
17:26 < rsynnott_> tends to release a fair bit of heavy metal tho
17:27 < rsynnott_> As does cremating people, actually
17:27 < rsynnott_> particularly people with amalgram dental fillings :)
17:27 < pseudo> excellent, i want to die as i live
17:27 < pseudo> exuding poisonous vapour

< pfm> https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/963861855/keep-track-of-your-gases-with-ch4 fartmeter
< tooly> Title: Keep track of your gases with CH4! by Rodrigo Narciso ? Kickstarter
< pfm> extension: sensor in ducss room which learns individual fart profiles and constructs blame statistics
< v-tapir> vulgar and crude
< v-tapir> lowering the tone of the channel
< pfm> heh heh heh

< johnl> Mad to imagine the rooms I walked around are too dangerous to enter now http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-32160755
< tooly> Title: Large Hadron Collider restarts after two-year rebuild - BBC News
< tapirus> surely that's a common phenomenon for you John
< tapirus> whole sectors of Google too jenked out with John farts to enter without a hazmat suit

14:32 < junkyblud> does anyone own a...hot air gun?
14:33 < julia> ur ass
14:33 < junkyblud> if I could fix my phone by farting on it, believe me I would

< WEH_> can we not have one day in #ducss where people don't talk about farts

< bunburya> living in the trenches in ww1 must have been so awful
< bunburya> every vibration you must have thought was someone trying to mine your trench, and every time you were downwind you probably feard the arrival of gas
< spoon> guess it's like working with john

22:59 < burp> "Peter Molyneux Reviews iPhone Fart Apps"
23:00 < burp> if ever there was a youtube video deserving of my attention

< nosmo> fart quotes are the cat pictures of the ducssternet