< pseudo> can i have my funeral in the ducss room
< pseudo> lay me out on the couch
< pseudo> then just get a taxidermist and leave me there
< marka> was just gonna say that noone would remove the corpse
< marka> I guess that solves one of the problems
< pfm> you'd jsut be absorbed by the sofa
<@luigii> eventually, someone would throw you out the window
< pseudo> nah i'm sure i'd be comfy enough
< pseudo> once all the organs were replaced with sawdust
< marka> depends on how you died wouldn't it
< pseudo> kebab overdose
< pfm> replace the organs with kebabs
< pseudo> people could hide cans in me if they were about to get caught by security
< marka> Oh man, we could probably work some doohickey into your skull and turn you into a novelty kebab dispenser
< pseudo> does irc count as a will