< fgsfds_q> Wonder how long it'll be before a printing nozzle to make those drawings is a common addition to a coffee machine.
< fun> Bit gimmicky, unless latte art becomes a bigger part of the experience
< fgsfds_q> It's 100% gimmick.
< spoon> I bet you're the kind of person who mutters, "I could do that" to himself while walking around art galeries

17:01 < nosmo> nnngh
17:01 < nosmo> too much caffeine. thought I had grown up enough to avoid this nonsense 
17:01 < nosmo> so awful
17:01 < nosmo> worst drug
17:01 < duggles> nosmo got the jitters?
17:01 < duggles> or the shitters?

< spoon> It is my life goal to humiliate myself by shitting my pants in a Starbucks

11:23 < pfarrel> why does coffee have to have caffeine in it
11:23 < pfarrel> i never want to stop drinking it ;_;
11:23 < pfarrel> or, better question, why does decaff have to taste like ass
11:23 < sarah> I know, and decaff sucks

01:06 < spoon> macchiato means "marked with" afaik
01:06 < julia> means "for pussies" afaik

<@johnl> 5 shots of espresso
<@johnl> What will happen!
<@johnl> Will this SSL redirect bug get fixed!
< pfarrel> you will shit yourself
< pfarrel> and turn into a crab
< spoon> :D
< spoon> Pants just explode
< spoon> sitting at desk
< stesh> doop doop etc.
< pfarrel> One gigantic chocolatey shotgun, heard throughout zurich

Editor's note: The bug got fixed.