17:18 < parp> :D
17:18 < parp> 'fat cryptolord'
17:18 < rsynnott_> bitcoin private key tattooed between the folds
17:18 < WEH> cut me some slack, I was under pressure to get the joke out before it went stale!
17:19 < parp> fat coinlord in the distant future
17:19 < parp> "cash or bitcoin?"
17:19 < parp> "why, bitcoin, of course, just let me obtain my private key"
17:20 < parp> drops pants, spreads cheeks, sits on nearby scanner
17:22 < WEH> makes some small talk as it scans
17:22 < WEH> "You know cash is covered in germs?"
17:22 < WEH> *parp*