18:53 < roscoe> most php installs come with the unicode snowman extension disabled by default
18:53 < inky> :(
18:55 < roscoe> what number is it actually
18:56 < inky> I dunno but if you snowman three times you get root
18:57 < roscoe> that's how I rooted matrix

18:50 < inky> alt-3 for #, alt-space for a non-breaking space
18:50 < inky> leads to so many unicode errors after typing python comments ;_;
18:51 < roscoe> you should just use php instead
18:51 < inky> best language
18:52 < roscoe> it doesn't even know what unicode is, problem solved

< illadelph> doing lines of fart off a dead kebab

< pfarrel> ah jaysis
< pfarrel> just moved around on my chair and unleashed a cloud of farts
< pfarrel> this thing needs to be burnt
<+julia> D:
<+julia> lolol
< burp> you need to get one of those special fart absorbing cushions
< burp> do you remember that engineering thesis on fart detection? :D
<+julia> have you seen those like "save your marriage" fart covers for beds
< pfarrel> yep
< pfarrel> and fart proof underwear
< pfarrel> imagine if there was a charcoal filter to attach to your sphincter
< johnl> Gonna patent it
< burp> or just like
< burp> when you sit into your chair
< burp> you attach a hose
< burp> it all goes through the chair down into the ground
< burp> pools with all the other employee farts
<+julia> look on r/trees for some helpful tips on funnelling the fart outside
<+WEH> I heard if you stick a fishermans friend up your bunghole it gives you minty farts
<+julia> someone should try
<+julia> for science
< gporter> and is used to heat the building ?
< burp> yeah
< pfarrel> WEH: couldnt stifle that worklol
<+julia> guys i think you have stumbled upon the best idea
< burp> or maybe they'll just save it all for years
<+julia> patent it now!!
< pfarrel> turning guiness into renewable bio-heating
< burp> and use it to blast IBM out of existance when they have enough
<+julia> some jerk will drop a match down their farthole and then everyone will die
< johnl> Haha, that was weird
< burp> WEH: what about aniseed
< johnl> I could suddenly taste and feel kebab in my mouth
<+julia> anus-seed HURRRR
< burp> out
<+WEH> haha
<+julia> johnl: are you currently eating a kebab
< pfarrel> can you imagine how badly a fisherman's friend up your bum would hurt
< burp> just pour a bottle of that boojum hot sauce in
< johnl> pfarrel: You have to lick it first
< burp> put the tip in your ass
< johnl> julia: No, had one last night
< burp> and then present, thus emptying it in
< burp> then the screaming begins

12:01 < burp> burrito guest list
12:01 < burp> ...oh man that'd be so good
12:01 < burp> show up
12:02 < burp> skip the queue
12:02 < burp> don't pay for anything
12:02 <+WEH> mark screaming at the top of his lungs
12:02 < burp> I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE REASONABLE
12:02 <+WEH> GIVE ME MY FUCKING BURRITO
12:02 <+WEH> THEY TASTE SHIT ANYWAY
12:02 <+WEH> SO GIVE ME ONE
12:02 < burp> I'll actually give you a tenner if you stab that fucking faggot
               burrito
12:02 < burp> 20 if you get its friend too

fukkin boojum

23:52 < burp> shenlok: that idiot ben somehow decided he could use strtok for an assignment to tokenise a string
23:53 < shenlok> :')
23:53 < burp> where the main function was given, including a function call identical to strtok's
23:54 < Tapir> I love how people continuously fail to realise why that isn't allowed
23:55 < burp> write a hash table
23:55 < burp> typedef std::map myhashtable
23:55 < burp> 10/10 I am so clever
23:55 <+WEH> how was thingy
23:56 < burp> just alright
23:56 < Tapir> Then they think they're the hard-done-by rockstar programmer being discriminated against for being "smarter" than the TA

17:10 < s4dd> ben decided to stick his pencil dick into the pirates vpn with his best bud
17:10 < s4dd> so let him FIX
17:10 < s4dd> <3
17:10 < s4dd> burp: oh, unless you mean pirate server
17:10 < s4dd> in which case, there was planned downtime for today <3
17:10 < s4dd> i still mean the pencil dick thing tho
17:10 < s4dd> <333
17:11 < burp> who is his best bud
17:11 < julia> s4dd: would you say pencil dick is worse than chode
17:11 < burp> at least with a choad you could pretend it was just a swollen clit

< padraiq> like a spider molting
< burp> moulting?
< padraiq> thats the one
<%julia> not in American English
< burp> fuck off please
<%julia> nope
<%julia> or should i say
<%julia> noupe
< burp> ol

< burp> imagining john
< burp> with a gas powered G4

< burp> would you snort a line of coke off surgeon's coq
< burp> y/n
< burp> and if so, would it be art