20:38 < kopf> burp: i'll have one last beer
20:38 < kopf> and see if john surfaces
20:38 <@burp> phone him
20:38 < kopf> and then by the time i'm leaving i'll know whereabouts you'll be to meet
20:38 <@burp> (he will be out)
20:38 < kopf> no
20:38 < kopf> he's a spastic on the phone
20:38 < kopf> (have you ever noticed that)
20:39 <@burp> he's a spastic off the phone too

< burp> I've had kids but decided against breast feeding at the time but
               deeply regret it now, I long to feel my breast full of milk
               again and have someone suckling on it, let me guide you onto my
               nipple to get you sucking comfortably to help bring back my milk
               to fulfill your hunger.
< scroogedo> read that in your voice :SSSS

16:15 < burp> you know what's even better than laser eye
16:15 < burp> being born with 20/30 vision
16:15  * rsynnott is a bit scared of the scary lasers
16:15 < snappieT> ah they're grand
16:16 < snappieT> in and out in 5 minutes
16:16 < burp> snappieT: how does it feel, knowing you're genetically inferior
16:16 < snappieT> least I'm white
16:16 < snappieT> ¬

<@bosco> how's your sister actually
< Vulva> have you ever met her?
<@bosco> no word from miss allen in ages
<@bosco> yeah
< Vulva> like
<@bosco> that night when she was snorting ketamine with her boyfriend and you had your hands down snappieT's pants for most of the night
< Vulva> which sister
< Vulva> sister in dundrum or what
<@bosco> oh shit, I thought you were mark
<@bosco> nm

<@burp> just imagine john kerbstomping a guard
<@burp> jacking it
<@burp> then flipping a wad of notes at him

<@burp> I need some kind of computerised barcode scanning thingy that'll remind me to eat stuff
< shenlok> some kind of fridge-roomba

13:29 < snappieT> I think inheritance skips a generation now
13:29 < snappieT> and when the time comes, I'd expect/hope it'd go to my kids
13:30 <@burp> but what if your kids are little shits, who'd just waste it from being immature :P
13:30 < julia> kill the kids
13:30 <@burp> wait wait
13:30 <@burp> I almost missed that
13:30 <@burp> snappieT children, rol
13:30 <@burp> PLOT HOLE FOUND
13:30 < snappieT> I want and will have kids, biological or not
13:30 <@burp> surrogate mother? would you?
13:31 < snappieT> absolutely
13:32 < pfarrel> need to train the next generation of jewish ttd players

11:36 <@burp> maybe I will start posting crude drawings of mohammad
11:36 <@burp> 4chan must be riddled with mohammad trolling these days
11:37 < stesh> include one in your thesis
11:37 <@burp> "I dedicate this thesis to the prophet Mohammad, here is a pencil drawing of him jizzing onto a Koran

12:44 < slyneko> burp: gareth just called me jeff
12:44 < slyneko> what have you done

12:18 < Tapir> nosmo: like, I respect Chomsky a lot, but I think he has a certain arrogance that leads to a reluctance to admit he's ever been wrong on 
               something
12:18 <@burp> quite similar to yourself, in that