16:55 < lulz> 1300 seeds on a vmware image of osx on a public tracker
16:55 < lulz> dis is guna be virus'd innit
16:55 < WEH> lulz: osx doesn't have viruses
16:55 < WEH> :¬}
16:55 < lulz> ..lol
16:55 < nosmo> It does have netcat tho
16:56 <@shenlok> WEH: is this all HTML5 or wha
16:56 < WEH> yeah
16:56 < WEH> jquery fadeIn fadeOut everrrrywhere
16:56 <@pfarrel> cat allyourdeets.txt | nc warez.com
16:58 < lulz> can't wait for this to be 6GB of virussed self extracting exe

11:42 < burp> GOOD MORNING
11:43 <@shenlok> nothing good about it
11:43 <@shenlok> 3 hours late for work
11:43 <@spacedave> hi jeff
11:44 <@spacedave> how r u
11:44 < burp> granz
11:44 <@shenlok> then i realise i dont have the keys for my pedestal
11:44 <@shenlok> and thus my laptop is locked away
11:44 < burp> no spares?
11:45 <@shenlok> amazingly, lots of the pedestals share the same locks
11:45 <@shenlok> so i had to find someone with the same lock as mine and use their key
11:45 <@spacedave> pedestal?
11:45 <@shenlok> cabinet thing
11:46 <@spacedave> sounds strange, I can see everyone standing typing away
11:46 < nosmo> It sounds like everyone works at an altar
11:47 < pfarrel> hi guys
11:47 < pfarrel> do i win for time to get to work at?
11:47 < burp> how's the head
11:47 <@spacedave> do you have a chapel on the IBM campus?

16:23 < WEH> In new york there's a deli that accepts bitcoin
16:24 < lulz> there is
16:24 < lulz> some reporter went in and was the first guy to actually pay with 
              it
16:24 < WEH> naw like, 3rd
16:24 < WEH> then a cloakie came in

< burp> imagine he has his thumb in your gash
< burp> how about now
< SlyNeko> nothing
< SlyNeko> thumb? lol
< burp> he's wiggling it
< SlyNeko> you sound like you have an interesting technique

< burp> farts have gotten so bad that I am half expecting a greenish cloud to be drifting up from my nethers

< rsynnott> br0kend: so was it you who broke ec2 yesterday?
< lulz> yeah, he stabbed the load bouncer

After Amazon's Dublin data centre was supposedly taken out by a lightning strike

15:06 < lulz> hey hugh I found another one http://www.facebook.com/nolanhc
15:07 < nosmo> sounds like a barrel of laughs 
15:10 < lulz> the man you wish you were
15:10 < lulz> ass grabbing rugger bugger
15:10 < nosmo> My rugby dreams :(
15:10 < lulz> Trinity College Specials
15:11 < nosmo> Forever cursed by dropkicking tackle bags

< burp> mass murderer by compensation

On CS failures becoming terrorists

< kopf> someone's doing some mouldy farts in the office
< pfarrel> that'd be me
< lulz> I thought john was out of the country
< WEH> whayoh
< kopf> gg

< burp> ugh, alt stamp on top of a fibbers stamp
< jimmeh> winning
< burp> better put another fibbers stamp on top of it tonight just to be sure
< burp> a sandwich of failure