17:08 < pseudo> there's going to be a surprise twist and jeff was actually the bouncer who drank it 17:08 <@lulz> if I ever become a fibbers bouncer, stab me in the neck please 17:08 <+julia> i'm sure several of our friends would be happy to stab you 17:09 <@pfarrel> you can just refuse mark entry and let nature take its course 17:09 <@lulz> jakub is not my friend :(
17:05 < WEH> could at least go to a bar and get a few free drinks beforehand 17:05 < WEH> thats what I'd do if I had tits 17:05 <@lulz> you'll do anything to not pay for drink, it seems 17:05 < pseudo> ooouch 17:05 < WEH> :D 17:05 < pseudo> claws are out
<@burp> my hands sometimes twitch over and hit F randomly <@burp> because it was the button to steal a car in GTA
23:42 -!- mode/#ducss [-b *!*unit_01@*.cs.tcd.ie] by johnl 23:42 <@burp> johnl 23:43 <@burp> no. 23:43 -!- unit_01 [unit_01@ducss.cs.tcd.ie] has joined #ducss 23:43 <@johnl> Hey Owen 23:43 <@johnl> Sorry for the delay 23:43 <@johnl> We had some things to sort out 23:43 -!- mode/#ducss [+b *!*unit_01@*.cs.tcd.ie] by burp 23:43 -!- unit_01 was kicked from #ducss by burp [they're sorted now though] 23:43 <@burp> HAW HAW HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW 23:43 <@johnl> FORGOT ABOUT DRE 23:43 < nosmo> oh god 23:43 < inky> lol'd 23:44 < nosmo> broke down at "FORGOT ABOUT DRE"
17:01 -!- snappieT was kicked from #ducss by burp [snappieT] 17:02 -!- mode/#ducss [+b *!*snappiet@*.netsoc.tcd.ie] by burp 17:02 <@burp> now he can increase his work efficiency and progress towards his solid gold bmw
< burp> I'm like a real-life iphone fart app
<@pfarrel> My bitcoins I bought about a month ago are worth about 3 jeff farts by now, thanks exchange rate
< WEH> jeff with an iphone. A million warezed fart apps
00:41 < burp> well the irish army didn't want you 00:41 < burp> the finnish army actually have standards 00:41 < WEH> nice guys finnish last 00:41 <@johnl> burp: It was just cause the Irish Army had no money :P 00:41 < burp> as opposed to taking all the guys who weren't allowed into the ira 00:42 <@johnl> Wonder how you apply for the IRA 00:42 < spoon> Application forms available in the Padraig Pearse 00:42 < spoon> Please bring your dole slip and one other form of ID 00:42 < burp> lols
22:25 < marka> burp: proved you wrong :] 22:26 < burp> well there were always going to be a few things you were unable to give up 22:26 < burp> Rubik's cube 22:26 < burp> MDMA 22:28 <@johnl> First person to be thrown out of the Maths Olympiad for doping