< tapirus> saving is for homos and only losers plan on getting old

10:38 < tapirus> u gonna vote for her julia?
10:38 < julia> obviously
10:38 < tapirus> seriously?
10:38 < julia> what do you want me to do, vote trump?
10:38 < tapirus> "oh she's a war criminal but she has the same reproductive organs as me so I better vote for her teehee"
10:38 < tapirus> literally in one line why women should never have been given the vote
10:38 < julia> i'm glad you understand

01:21 < tapirus> http://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/schoolboys-attacked-and-robbed-of-mountain-bikes-1-4027028
01:21 < tooly> Title: Schoolboys attacked and robbed of mountain bikes - Edinburgh Evening News
01:21 < tapirus> interesting how the victims are consistently referred to as boys while the attackers are referred to as men, despite a minimal age difference
01:21 < tapirus> 14 versus 15/16
01:22 < tapirus> I suppose the lesson is if you want to be a man, be a lion not a lamb
01:22 < burp> #tapirlifelessons

12:21 < tapir> rsynnott: That law, and other German laws (for instance censorship laws), show that the Germans have learnt absolutely nothing of the mischief and misery that censorship and suppression of free speech inflicts on the  human race
12:23 < tapir> of course I know I'm pissing into the wind when I complain about censorship in here, especially to right-wingers like you

22:43 < tapirus> do American waiters actually do that to vie for tips? Because if so fuck that....I don't want a geisha, I just want someone to throw my trough of hot slop onto my table and fuck off without spilling it all over me

21:33 < spacedave> I was ID'd buying teaspoons once
21:33 < spacedave> in a tesco
21:33 < spacedave> cos they just class all cutlery as knives for some reason
21:36 <@johnl> Tesco-logic
21:36 < tapirus> yeah just read a reddit thread about that
21:36 < tapirus> if I got ID'd buying spoons I'd actually tell the cashier I hope they got cancer
21:36 < tapirus> and headbutt them

13:12 < tapir> rsynnott_: anyway, I don't believe Varadkar's gay, he doesn't look or act gay in any way, and the whole thing just seems like a deflection to get the progressive vote after Enda confirmed he wouldn't be getting rid of the blasphemy law (presumably because he loves sucking ISIS cock)

20:00 < tapir> I don't see how cutting down a cross can be considered vandalism
20:00 < tapir> is cleaning up dog shit on your carpet also vandalism?

17:33 < tapir> I find people who don't drink any alcohol at all really weird
17:34 < tapir> loads of my class are bent non drinking bible spastics

< tapir> reading about nuclear subs, are they actually the coolest thingin the world :v
< tapir> TCD Christian Union
< tapir> Yesterday at 17:15 ·
< tapir> Hope everyones study is going ok! We will be praying people don't get too stressed!
< tapir> "cool, thanks"
< tapir> maybe you can pray yourselves some proper punctuation, dipshits
< tapir> haw haw haw
< duggles> I presume the studying is going well, then
< tapir> yeah, well I suppose so, yeah
< tapir> like, I didn't actually do any study
< tapir> but I said some words to my imaginary magical dead jew on a stick, so it'll turn out grand right?
< tapir> that's how it works right?
< tapir> I guess he'll take some time out of his busy schedule of giving kids cancer and putting his face on taco shells to  exam paper