<@irokie> show me!
<@stroan> k, 1 sec.
<@irokie> well, that's plainly more than 1 second
<@stroan> your thinking in human terms. I'm working in awesome seconds.

<@irokie> fucking databases suck. we should just make lots of small chinese women memorise our stuff and then beat them when they get it wrong. none of this relational modelling and normalised tables.
<@stroan> I thought that's what LadiesOfIRC was for. Just phrase all your datas in the form of insults. They will never forget.
<@irokie> olol
<@stroan> You're all 0xFF5634BA fat
<@irokie> DAMMIT, MY DATA DOESN'T DESERVE TO BE INDEPENDENT, IT SHALL REMAIN UNDER MY IRON THUMB OF RULE!
<@irokie> fucking commie data structures
<@stroan> mao had nothing on irokie.

irokie gets violent around exam time.