13:28 stroan   | oh, you going to Sabaton in January?
13:29 * moju googles
13:29 * moju sees Power Metal
13:29 * moju closes tab

14:38 <@spoon> oh, just remembered something from Friday
14:38 <@spoon> was sitting in tolteca in rathmines and overheard two ledge banter panthers discussing nandos
14:38 <@spoon> one of them was telling the other about this dedli hack
14:39 <@spoon> ordering a half chicken off the regular menu instead of the sharing menu
14:39 <@spoon> the hack was literally ordering the thing you want off the menu
14:39 <@spoon> cheeky

nosmo   | one of the most amazing things I saw in California was a catered lunch that featured two A1-sized trays of guac
nosmo   | although that said I couldn't find them afterwards
nosmo   | I assumed they had to be stashed somewhere
nosmo   | and that I could make off with them
nosmo   | but no
spoon @ | 11:48 < nosmo> and that I could make off with them
spoon @ | 11:48 < nosmo> but no
spoon @ | nosmo: guacblocked

17:30 <@julia> i tried to get a burrito salad yest
17:30 <@julia> and they were out of lettuce :(
17:30 <@julia> so i had to get the peps & ons as the base, and i got basically
               ever salsa so i had some kind of burrito stew
17:31 <@spoon> 1. burrito salad
17:31 < stroan> they probably had some green tortillas sitting in the back they
                could have grated up for you
17:31 <@spoon> 2. lettuce in a burrito
17:31 <@spoon> both wrong
17:31 <@julia> this is the things you eat when u RESPEK UR BOD
17:31 <@julia> idiot
17:31 < WEH_> my body is a faggot
17:31 < WEH_> it'll do what I tell it to

FRIDAY

15:08 < nosmo> I had security in london nearly take my bag apart at one point
               because I had a thing of quorn chorizo in my bag
15:09 < nosmo> The inept quisling unpacking my bag said it was a liquid

15:48 < pseudo> petrichor: 2 days in a row they're out of san pellegrino tho :(
15:48 < pseudo> or maybe i am going too late
15:48 < pseudo> gotta get dat blood orange
15:48 <@skje> The early bourgeois gets the worm

18:19 < fgsfds_lo> Well, I can tell that I've eaten sprouts today. Glad I'm home alone.

15:56 < adam> i can always go to fallon & byrne, their selection is nice. But it's a bit of a trek.
15:57 < adam> and a symbol of consumptionist bourgeois
15:57 < adam> :<
15:59 < nosmo> always the small chance that you'll be in there when the revolution starts
15:59 < nosmo> "I'M JUST HERE FOR THE PEPPERS I SWEAR"

23:20 < kopf> what's the motivation behind it? what're you catering for?
23:22 < fgsfds_lo> I'd rather not say.
23:50 < kopf> that makes it sound infinitely more sinister than it probably is
23:50 < kopf> do you sometimes have inappropriate thoughts about children?
23:51 < fgsfds_lo> technically, no.
23:52 < fgsfds_lo> again, making it sound more sinister.
00:04 < kopf> on a scale of 1-10, how close to the mark is this:
00:07 < kopf> a friend of yours is having people over for a fun evening of playing some retard card game like "cards against humanity" and you've decided to try to make some
              money out of it by sticking a few aldi margherittas in the oven, bringing them over, and actually extracting cash from other people for the mushy, tasteless
              sludge?
00:13 < kopf> judging by the silence, i'd reckon that was at least an 8 or 9
00:13 < kopf> perhaps not close to the mark, but close to the bone

12:12 < tree> http://www.offthemeathook.com/2014/11/17/hacks-13-amazing-food-and-life-hacks-you-need-to-know-right-now/
12:12 < tooly> Title: 13 Amazing Food & Life Hacks You Need to Know Right Now�off the (meat)hook
12:13 < fgsfds_lo> tree: nope.
12:14 < hohohoju> nope?
12:14 < fgsfds_lo> list sites, nope.
12:14 < fgsfds_lo> even ironically, nope.
12:15 < hohohoju> k
12:15 < nosmo> ok
12:15 < nosmo> I enjoyed it
12:15 < hohohoju> you know irc is basically a list of lines
12:16 < hohohoju> so you probably shouldn't be reading this
12:16 < hohohoju> seems almost hypocritical
12:16 < nosmo> You Won't Believe These Ten Sticks You Need To Take Out Of Your Arse