<H_Carter> fo John...my english skillz > than you'res
<@Inky> *yours
<@Inky> *skills
< H_Carter> listen.
<@Inky> *English
< H_Carter> Fuck off.

#netsoc

(*) aeris gives everyone <3 except Mark
@aeris> Word stealer :(
@Mark> You took my ox
@Mark> you cow
@Mark> See the wordplay there?
@aeris> Yeah, _hilarious_
@Mark> Hey, don't have a cow man
@Mark> I'm just talking bull
@Mark> udder nonsense
@johnl> what a load of bullocks
@Mark> Ah, I've cattle-ised the whole room into the action
@brazil> If this channel just took itself calf seriously...
@johnl> these puns are dairy, dairy bad
@Mark> I have no beef with the direction we've taken, yo
@brazil> johnl: not bad enough to make you cream though
@Mark> God, we're milking these for all they're worth
@johnl> i'd steak a sizable sum that they are that bad
@KBKarma> These puns aren't too rare...
@Mark> KBKarma: well done on that one
@KBKarma> Mark: thanks. I just took the bull by the horns.
@Mark> I think we should steer this channel into a new direction.
@KBKarma> This trend is a bit of a stampede to see who can get the last
           pun
@Inky> yeah, we need to try an udder direction
@Mark> OK this is just getting cheesy.
@johnl> we've worn this down to the leather
@KBKarma> We're gonna get creamed when someone from here finds us.
@Mark> mooving swiftly on
@KBKarma> On the other hoof...

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-!- mode/#netsoc [+oooo pat sdss reil|away Inky] by eoinmcl
-!- mode/#netsoc [+oooo socbot KBKarma unit_01 kevinly_] by eoinmcl
-!- mode/#netsoc [+o-h+oo Morricone johnl johnl stroan] by eoinmcl
-!- mode/#netsoc [+o pmagrath] by eoinmcl
-!- mode/#netsoc [+oooo Antic-Hay snappieT burp^ couperc] by eoinmcl
-!- mode/#netsoc [+oooo michael dalamar Bren Magical1] by eoinmcl
-!- mode/#netsoc [+oo kiffer hayzeus] by eoinmcl
<@couperc> muahahaha
-!- mode/#netsoc [-o couperc] by eoinmcl

#netsoc

<@s4dd> OMG I FORGOT TO VOTE
<@s4dd> and by forgot, i mean i don't give a shit

<@nosmo> I just wanted to dangle it in front of you
<@nosmo> and cackle
<@fibrosis> that night was particularly terrifying
<@nosmo> you were the one who suggested role play :(
<@fibrosis> I meant Morrowind ;_;

12:06 < burp> I had a weird dream last night
12:06 < burp> it seemed that spoon, luigii and theorie had bought a second hand bookshop
12:06 < burp> it opened at 1 o'clock in the morning and sold breakfast rolls
12:07 < nosmo> like some kind of androngynous black books episode
12:07 < burp> I found a load of books I wanted, and there were some hilariously named french translations of stephen king's
12:08 < burp> but then when theorie somehow used his laptop to check the prices, they were all 12 euro
12:08 < burp> and the rest of the dream was theorie saying what a faggot spoon was for charging too much for second hand books

< pfarrel> anyone talked to jimmeh lately
< pfarrel> wondering where the fuck he is to plan Life
< burp> go to a field, watch mark OD
< burp> how hard could that be

< snappieT> maign: only realised in scrollback that 'pat' isn't reillypa, which I thought 
                  for months :P
< burp> yeah, aengus gets the train every weekend to see pat reilly
< snappieT> I *did* think it was odd you went to his for christmas... :S
< burp> ...
< burp> lollin
< maign> hahaha
< maign> gr8
< burp> aengus has been gay for pat all along
< maign> stranger things have happened
< burp> like john getting a real apartment
< maign> gg
< johnl> gg

snappieT is slow.

04:25 < marka> urgh, some sperge in my class can Rubik's cube in 30 seconds, 
               must out sperge him
04:25 < burp> you'll get angry when you can't do it immediately, and give up
04:25 < burp> like all those other things ?
04:26 < marka> pretty much
04:26 < marka> Right now I'm googling how to lubricate my cube for speed 
               cubing, rather than learning the basics

<marka> All these cans will be lost in time like beers in rain