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00:00 < marka> Netsoc is more elitist since they don't let me in
00:01 <@johnl> Wouldn't that make them less elitist?
00:01 < marka> explain
00:02 <@johnl> Well, you're the elite
00:02 <@johnl> And they don't want you
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15:57 < nosmo> https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Liberalism_worldwide what a clusterfuck 
15:58 < nosmo> we really should retire the term 
16:00 < snappieT> retire the concept ;)
16:01 < nosmo> Way to make it obvious you didn't read the article
16:01 < nosmo> A+
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<pseudo> really wish i was not sitting directly in front of the printer
<bosco> is it making you feel sexy
<pseudo> i've got a massive toner ye
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13:20 < wheybags> friends of mine smoked a shroom once
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23:53 < s4dd> :S
23:53 < s4dd> that's what intersocs does to you
23:53 < s4dd> rage quit irc forever
23:53 < s4dd> terran: thanks man
23:54 < luigii> someone doesn't know the difference between /quit and /part :|
23:54 < s4dd> ;_;
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23:54 < s4dd> <3
23:54 -!- k3ypad is now known as Ben
23:54 < s4dd> all is forgiven
23:54 < s4dd> if you edit your irssi config
23:54 < s4dd> you can change your default name
23:55 < s4dd> and your real name via a /whois lookup etc.
23:55 < Ben> sweet
23:55 < s4dd> also, there's an ace command /disco that makes your terminal light up different colours
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23:55 < s4dd> holy shit
23:55 < luigii> :DDDDDDD
23:55 < pat> ;_;
23:55 < s4dd> stesh
23:55 < s4dd> STESH
23:55 < luigii> lollin
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23:56 < s4dd> :(

some gentle trolling of freshers gets a surprising target
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< burp> let's make a short film about mark's life
< burp> it can have a pretentious name like Mark by Moonlight, or something
< nosmo> Is it a remix of the end of scarface?
< burp> I haven't seen scarface yet, sshh
< burp> is the ending like that of reservoir dogs?
< nosmo> interspersed with scenes from Brannagh's Hamlet
< nosmo> haha
< nosmo> no
< burp> sepia filtered scenes of spinoza reading inside a tent
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<@eoinmcl> we should mention couperc in every line, so his entire screen goes yellow
<@Inky> eoinmcl: mention who? couperc?
<@eoinmcl> yeah, couperc
<@Inky> Oh right, couperc.
<@eoinmcl> so, i wonder how couperc feels about this.
<@Inky> I too wonder what couperc's opinion is
<@Inky> on the matter of couperc.
< Bren> don't be a sore loser Jeff :D
<@eoinmcl> Bren: you didnt say couperc
<@Inky> Bren: couperc was not said by you!
< rsynnott> eh?
< Bren> huh?
<@eoinmcl> rsynnott: Bren:  <@eoinmcl> we should mention couperc in every line, so his entire screen goes yellow
< Bren> what? :S 
<@eoinmcl> you guys are ruining the couperc thing
< Bren> couperc?
<@Inky> Yes, couperc.
<@eoinmcl> yeah, couperc
< rsynnott> ah
<@Inky> Don't forget about couperc 
< rsynnott> I mean, why couperc?
<@Inky> Why not couperc?
<@eoinmcl> we likle winding up couperc 
<@eoinmcl> also, couperc will be the most talked about banned gender in the irc stats
< couperc> banned gender? 
<@eoinmcl> couperc: your gender is banned.
< couperc> then surely your gender would be abanned aswell
< couperc> banned*
< Bren> blah
< KBKarma> huh.
< KBKarma> I've got some return statements within an if loop.
<@eoinmcl> you giys already get tired of mentioning couperc in every line?
< KBKarma> They don't count as returns.
 * rsynnott hisses
<@Inky> KBKarma: return "couperc";
<@eoinmcl> KBKarma: http://thc.org/root/phun/unmaintain.html
<@eoinmcl> couperc
< KBKarma> Inky: No, that would break Java.
<@Inky> KBKarma: I think it's okay to return in an if statement... couperc
< KBKarma> Inky: Tell my makeList method that, without showing it couperc.
<@Inky> KBKarma's makeList: Work, damn you! Or I'll unleash the couperc.
<@eoinmcl> KBKarma: couperc: The Nested Switch: (a switch within a switch) is the most difficult type of nesting for the human mind to unravel.
< KBKarma> Inky: Not the Couperc
< KBKarma> eoinmcl, couperc: so THAT'S why we use i, j and k in for loops!
 * Inky doesn't want to imagine how dodgy a couperc switch within a switch would be
< sdss> wow...lots of couperc
<@Inky> sdss: it's a couperc bonanza!
<@eoinmcl> yeah, couperc is the talk of the town
<@eoinmcl> i mean to say couperc is the talk of the channell, of course.
< KBKarma> couperc is the cat's pyjamas, apparently.
< pat> sdss: aww, sucks. Luckily, the internets can be quite entertaining. couperc
< sdss> couperc is going to be annoyed, yes
< KBKarma> sdss, couperc: Can't blame me. I'm just perpetuating the hating.
<@Inky> h8 by proxy, you might say. couperc
< sdss> pat: nah i dont really ifnd the internet that entertaining, i dont like surfing it for hours to look up random stuff. i only look at links people send me for entertainment, im too lazy to search....couperc
< sdss> so where IS couperc?
<@Inky> sdss: I'm like that too, but rss feeds make it easy to find fun stuff! couperc 
<@eoinmcl> probarly off doin' couperc stuff
< couperc> here 
<@Inky> hi couperc  
<@eoinmcl> couperc: there you are!
< sdss> ah couperc!
<@Inky> There is couperc  
<@Inky> couperc is here.
<@eoinmcl> couperc is there
< sdss> woohoo we have a couperc
<@Inky> couperc is everywhere
< KBKarma> WARNING! COUPERC DETECTED! PREPARING TO FIRE
< pat> indeed couperc is here
<@nosmo> This conversation is very couperc
<@Inky> Is couperc here?
< KBKarma> You might say there's a little couperc in all of us.
<@eoinmcl> !couperc
< KBKarma> If we ate him.
< socbot> couperc is teh fail
<@Inky> KBKarma: I sense a lack of couperc in that last statement.
< sdss> haha...wait who controls socbot cause thats weird
<@Inky> eoinmcl did there. He typed !couperc
<@Inky> socbot needs more couperc
< sdss> yeah i missed it
< KBKarma> Inky: The couperc lack was offset by the amount of coupercs I've fitted into the couperc-filled sentence containing couperc.
< couperc> when did that get changed
<@eoinmcl> and when i typed !couperc, socbot
<@eoinmcl> gave a couperc factoid
<@eoinmcl> couperc: what did it use to say?
<@Inky> something about couperc
< KBKarma> Inky, couperc: How I return in if statement?
<@Inky> KBKarma: return "couperc";
<@eoinmcl> Inky: well, one would presume EVERYTHING is about couperc
<@Inky> eoinmcl: Oh yes, couperc is universal
< KBKarma> Inky: "couperc has not been initialised"
< couperc> couperc is right, wrong or stupid
<@eoinmcl> i cant remember the last time something wasnt about couperc
<@eoinmcl> i got a really good way to wind up couperc
<@eoinmcl> even better than winding couperc up this way
<@eoinmcl> we should get everyone in #intersocs to say couperc in every line
<@eoinmcl> that would really wind up couperc
<@Inky> couperc in every line?
<@Inky> I like that couperc
<@Inky> I mean idea. couperc
<@eoinmcl> couperc in EVERY LINE
< KBKarma> We could wind up couperc using the key...
<@Inky> /couperc
<@Inky> s/\ / couperc /
< KBKarma> if (couperc == true) { System.out.printf("couperc!!!");}
<@eoinmcl>  /alias couperc msg #netsoc couperc
<@eoinmcl> we will continue to mention couperc on every line for about 3 weeks now
<@eoinmcl> and then someone (maybe couperc) will submit it to the irc quotes thing
<@Inky> couperc
<@Inky> It works! couperc
<@eoinmcl> and it will be tagged with 'couperc'
< KBKarma> alias couperc='hey couperc'
<@Inky> KBKarma: alias couperc='figlet couperc | hey couperc'
< pat> :D
<@eoinmcl> Inky: i will put the alias couperc in the global irssi settings
<@Inky> ^___couperc__^
< KBKarma> Inky: alias couperc='rotrep couperc!!! couperc'
< KBKarma> Hooray for eoinmcl and couperc!
<@Inky> First result! http://www.google.ie/search?q=couperc
<@eoinmcl> you guys, im leaving, but i want you all to keep winding up couperc until i come back.
<@Inky> Wind up who? couperc?
<@eoinmcl> yea, couperc
< KBKarma> You want us to wind up couperc, eh?
<@eoinmcl> dermo is lurking, and not winding up couperc
< KBKarma> Why is dermo not winding up couperc?
<@eoinmcl> he (dermo, not couperc) should be punished
< dalamar> Why are we mentioning couperc in every line? Just to wind up couperc?
< Antic-Hay> dunno why we're saying couperc
< KBKarma> But we ARE saying couperc.
< dalamar> I couperc.
< KBKarma> You couperc.
<@Inky> 15:46:23 @ eoinmcl> we should mention couperc in every line, so his entire screen goes yellow
< KBKarma> He, she or it coupercs.
 * Inky types /couperc
<@Inky> couperc
< KBKarma> We couperc.
< KBKarma> You (plural) couperc.
< KBKarma> They couperc.
< KBKarma> Inky: How I couperc?
< KBKarma> *You (plural) coupercs.
< KBKarma> couperc: Java's done!
<@Inky> KBKarma: /alias couperc msg -netsoc #netsoc couperc
<@eoinmcl> couperc: KBKarma got his java done
<@Inky> KBKarma: er, remove -netsoc. couperc
<@eoinmcl> KBKarma: then you just do a /couperc
< KBKarma> couperc
< KBKarma> :D
< KBKarma> couperc this thing!
< KBKarma> couperc it up!
< KBKarma> There we /c!
< KBKarma> Nope...
< KBKarma> couperc There we go!
< KBKarma> How I add couperc to end using /c?
< dalamar> \o/ by couperc my robot's working.
< KBKarma> dalamar, couperc: Nice work!
 * nosmo weeps
< KBKarma> nosmo, couperc: Why do you weep?
<@nosmo> I'm tempted to try out the killchan command
<@eoinmcl> www.netsoc.tcd.ie/~eoinmcl/img/couperc.jpg
<@evilmnky> Inky: did the mail go out aboutthe LaTeX talk?
<@evilmnky> couperc
<@Inky> evilmnky: nope, should I send one out now? To couperc and everyone else...
< KBKarma> evilmnky: There are posters, for the love of couperc!
< dalamar> KBKarma: but couperc might forget.
<@Inky> We must remind couperc
< KBKarma> That is true. Couperc would be most unhappy if he forgot.
< sdss> are you still doing the couperc thing?
< sdss> this couperc thing has to be the longest thing ever done on irc...
<@nosmo> not to mention the most unamusing after a while
< sdss> nosmo youre the only one that finds annoying couperc not enjoyable
<@nosmo> I never said that
< sdss> eoinmcl: where did you get the image of couperc...thats kind of scary
<@Inky> google couperc
< sdss> nosmo: but youve never said couperc in your sentence!
<@eoinmcl> i got it off coupercs myspace
<@Inky> to find couper myspace
<@eoinmcl> yeah, thats where i got the couperc image
< sdss> eoinmcl: thats ok i thought you were stalkling couperc!
<@nosmo> connect to myspace now
< sdss> its a good couperc image
< sdss> see nosmo, youre a big wet couperc blanket
<@fibrosis> ...
<@eoinmcl> sdss: it says couperc on it
< sdss> i noticed the large couperc lettering on it thanks
<@Inky> the couperc lettering?
<@Inky> it says couperc
<@fibrosis> with a !
< KBKarma> couperc me, baby!
< KBKarma> oh, the couperc thing died out. My bad.
< couperc> that's ok - it lasted more than an hour
< dalamar> Oh well couperc.
<@brazil> couperc: you going tonight?
< KBKarma> brazil, couperc: going where?
< KBKarma> Oh, you were actually talking to couperc.
< KBKarma> Sorry.

#netsoc
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22:41 -!- s4dd changed the topic of #netsoc to: http://unban-kopf.net
23:02 < wheybags> oh god
23:06 < s4dd> fight the power
23:16 < WOFall> someone paste in the first chapter of harry potter or something
23:59 < s4dd> i think mister 83.71.33.107 tried to spam unban-kopf.net with the harry potter book... so i just queued up a 
              printing of harry potter to his HP LaserJet
23:59 < s4dd> nice leaving your CUPS admin panel open to the world past your eircom router fgt
23:59 < s4dd> hope the printer is plugged in
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23:17 < Tapir> Does anyone here know how to write
23:17 < Tapir> I need advice on a writing implement with a finer nib than my 
               fountain pen, which has become unsuitable for mathematics
23:18 < julia> what about your dick
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