< burp> fuck, there better not be spiders living in my hair
< burp> one just did the web thing down out of my hair and tickled my neck
<%johnl> he was just warning you
<%johnl> that you better do something with your hair
<%johnl> or those elegant tufts will be colonised
<%johnl> and a small forward community of spiders will set up home just south of your crown
<%johnl> they bring in small packets of rations to keep them going over the first hard winter
<%johnl> like the pilgrims of yore
<%johnl> each ration pack is dropped in by air, and contains enough food for a small family for 2 months
<%johnl> a couple of flies, a large daddy-long-legs and some fleas
<%johnl> they're all preserved in salt to keep them fresh
<%johnl> the first spiders crossed the great chasm of space to Jeff's hair sometime in February of 2006, 1 spider-year ago
<%johnl> the first spider to set all eight feet on his hair was called Rancles
<%johnl> he was a great explorer and had also discovered that harsh and difficult environment that is Brian's hair
<%johnl> when the colony planning team decided that Brazil seemed too harsh to merit terraforming, they set up a task-force
<@rsynnott> yes, you put all together too much thought into that
<@rsynnott> *goes for haircut panicily*
<%johnl> you fucker rob
<%johnl> you broke the story
<%johnl> i was gonna go all night
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