12:57 <@johnl> Some WWII plane just flew about 75 metres above my apartment!
12:58 < julia> did you jizz all over it
12:58 < julia> sorry inappropriate!!
12:59 < bosco> http://fae.ro/lulz/lawl.jpg

17:51 < lemmings> dunno where i heard this, but is it true that some baby vampire EATS its way out of the womb in the latest twilight?
17:51 < lemmings> *twishite
17:51 < shenlok> you heard it in the book
17:51 < shenlok> didnt you
17:51 < shenlok> you little faglord
17:51 < shenlok> o/
17:51 < lemmings> shenlok: fuck off i didnt
17:51 < shenlok> <3
17:51 <@burp> opened the topic image again, lolling again
17:51 < julia> shenlok: lol
17:52 < spacedave> lemmings: I think edward has to chomp a hole to get her out
17:52 < shenlok> lemmings: i have heard similar
17:52 < lemmings> ;_;
17:52 <@burp> robbie jacks it to written descriptions of vampiric bumming
17:52 < lemmings> .....
17:52 < no_cans> lolled faglord
17:52 <@burp> oh edward, take me up the back

01:34 < wheybags> there have been some far more doddy jokes in here :P
01:35 < bunburya> well frankly i wouldn't employ anyone in here to make ads for my company...
01:35 < luigii> yeah, #ducss is a gold standard by which to measure morality

http://admin.her.ie/media/and-your-point-is-mcdonalds-remove-insensitive-ad-after-complaints-647480

 leon│ and he wasnt gagging like those amatures in the videos

< Tapir> wonder if there's a bot that automatically submits fart quotes to qdb
< Tapir> https://quotes.netsoc.tcd.ie/index.cgi?id=829

16:50 < k3ypad> linux was actually designed to be implemented as a cheap knock off alternative to powershell

<spacedave> going through that last fm blast from the past yoke, so much of it is actually just due to bad tags
<johnl> you failure
<spacedave> thanks johnl

12:25 <+donncha> ifconfig
12:25 <@nooseno> lol
12:25 <@nooseno> gg donncha
12:25 <@soi> o rly
12:25 <+donncha> This is not a terminal.

22:52 < slyneko> aeng: wtf lol dat logic

23:47 <%terran> http://i.imgur.com/HcEdM.jpg now actually sleeping night
23:48 <%train> could have changed the more to mare in the top right
23:48 <%train> also that's terrible
23:48 <%train> you should have gone to bed when you said you were
23:52 <%train> www.independent.ie/national-news/horse-and-pig-dna-found-in-some-supermarket-burgers-3354449.html
23:54 <%soi> om nom nom
23:54 <%train> http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21034942
23:54 <%train> same story
23:54 <%train> mmm
23:55 <%shadow> is this irc in reverse?
23:55 <%train> In addition, 31 beef meal products, including cottage pie, beef 
               curry pie and lasagne, were analysed, of which 21 tested positive 
               for pig DNA.
23:55 <%train> yeah
23:55 <%train> I give context for terrans random links
23:55 <%train> mostly the context is just "terran is sexist"