best
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13:01 < kopf> dunno why but my mother telling me about how terrified she was 
              when my hifi alarm clock went off at 8am when I wasn't at home 
              just popped into my head
13:01 < kopf> "it was terrifying, some black man screaming about 'bringing the 
              ruckus' or something, i was scared to open the door"
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10:34 < WEH> if that picture had any more artifacts it'd have an indiana jones move dedicated to it
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13:52 < WEH_> you should
13:52 < WEH_> invent a sauce
13:53 < WEH_> and call it "blanch dressing"
13:53 < skje> :DDD
13:53 < WEH_> sell it to americans as an ancient irish sauce
13:53 < julia> ughhh stopppp this day is already the worst
13:53 < julia> can't handle any more trolling
13:53 < skje> image of the knacker cavalry on the bottle
13:53 < WEH_> I was serious ;\\\
13:54 < WEH_> ol knacker pony
13:54 < julia> crossing a barren corporate wasteland, cans held high
13:54 < skje> :')
13:56 < terran> it's just garlic mayo with some dutch gold spilled across it
13:58 < tapirus> alrïoli
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17:26 < kopf> i hve well and truly brain sharted all over #ducss, sorry :(
17:28 < WEH_> shart to the heart
17:28 < WEH_> and you're too late
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< nosmo> new Deus Ex has microtransactions
< WEH_> I didn't ask for this
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00:19 < bunburya> that reminds me (although this is a thing that did happen), waiting for the luas today when some drunk stumbled and smashed the top half of his bottle of wine
00:19 < bunburya> and proceeded to try and drink out of the very sharp jagged bottom half
00:20 < kopf> how bad would it be to admit having done that before
00:22 < bunburya> =/
00:27 < tapirus> I too
00:27 < tapirus> would like to admit having done that
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14:20 < rsynnott> Sanders may FINALLY endorse Clinton today
14:22 <@pseudo> (on linkedin)
14:22 < WEH_> ol
14:22 < WEH_> endorsed for SMTP
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14:59 <+spoon> I heard a radio advert for doyles once in a taxi
15:00 < petrichor> "Doyles! Your keys are probably still here somewhere"
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(16:52)    nosmo  since when has google calendar automatically added events from gmail? 
(16:54)    johnl  August 25 2015
(16:54)    spoon  :')
(16:54)    stesh  :')
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<@irokie> why with the weeping? are you a woman in the throes of birth?
< Plastic> ;_;
< Inky> Apparently so!
<@brazil> ;_;o   <-- I can see th head
<@irokie> ...he's giving birth out his ear?

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