02:36 <@Tapir> guys
02:36 <@Tapir> fuxk i all
02:36 <@Tapir> fuxk u all
02:36 <@Tapir> i ,igyhy haver failed an exam
02:36 <@Tapir> but you cant tpouich ,r
02:36 <@Tapir> noonr can touch me
02:36 <@Tapir> u cant hurt me
02:37 <@Tapir> im the greatest and i rock physiucs to the max
02:37 <@shenlok> Tapir:
02:37 <@Tapir> fuck u steph if u think u can harm me
02:37 <@shenlok> pfm:
02:37 <@Tapir> hi gareth
02:37 <@spacedave> Tapir: gotobed
02:37 <@shenlok> so
02:37 <@Tapir> dont u dare touch me
02:38 <@Tapir> i will destely u with my lightning wonder
02:38 <@Tapir> i am satans lightning
02:38 <@Tapir> and i will fuck u all
02:38 <@Tapir> fail or not
02:38 <@shenlok> zeus' lightning would kick satans lightning's ass
02:38 -!- luigii changed the topic of #ducss to: <@Tapir> i am satans lightning
02:38 <@spacedave> Tapir: up early tomorrow to do all the Ulysees stuff ye?
02:39 <@Tapir> schols is mine next year
02:39 <@Tapir> 8 every morning dave
02:39 <@Tapir> u'll see
02:39 <@spacedave> kidney for breakfastm
02:39 <@spacedave> actually hold on
02:39 <@shenlok> Tapir: ALT is free in monday -> thursday next year
02:39 <@Tapir> i will deatroy everyone with my magical powers ofd phytsicz
02:39 <@Tapir> satan lices thndru me
02:39 <@spacedave> you are a prodestant, no Joyce for you
02:40 -!- Tapir was kicked from #ducss by spacedave [protestant]
02:40 -!- Tapir [marka@spoon.netsoc.tcd.ie] has joined #ducss
02:40 <@shenlok> best kick reason
02:40 < Tapir> satan was the 1st scientist
02:40 < Tapir> i woll get schols
02:41 < Tapir> fuck every1
02:41 < Tapir> all doubters will burn eternally
02:41 <@spacedave> Tapir: ok ok ok, we know, you are great
02:41 <@spacedave> now shut up
02:44 < Tapir> ik in d dragfon
02:44 < Tapir> its full ov bemders
02:44 < Tapir> queers etc.
02:44 <@luigii> :'D
02:44 < Tapir> fuck off
02:44 <@luigii> well it would be wouldn't it?
02:45 < Tapir> i will pass next time
02:45 < Tapir> fuck off
02:45 < inky> will you really
02:45 < inky> I don't believe you
02:45 < Tapir> fuck off
02:45 < Tapir> want a knife
02:46 < Tapir> queers ewvetrywhere in this place
02:46 <@luigii> score some sure
02:46 <@shenlok> coque
02:50 <@spacedave> mark
02:51 <@spacedave> mark
02:51 <@spacedave> mark
02:51 <@luigii> too late
02:51 <@spacedave> you are not making any sense
02:51 <@spacedave> ducss does not need
02:51 <@luigii> he's started a horrific murder-suicide orgy on the dancefloor of the Dragon
02:51 <@spacedave> damn return key; ducss does not need insane ranting
02:53 < Tapir> fuckj off
02:53 < Tapir> dleft the faggon
02:53 < Tapir> full of ueers
02:53 < Tapir> pilllllls
02:53 < Tapir> duck off
02:53 < Tapir> knide u
02:54 < Tapir> queer
02:54 < inky> lay off the pills bro
02:54 <@spacedave> whats her name
02:54 < inky> what's HIS name
02:54 <@spacedave> get away from the keyboard
02:55 <@spacedave> Nikki, thats the one
02:55 < Tapir> quskash uer
02:55 -!- mode/#ducss [+b *!*marka@*.netsoc.tcd.ie] by spacedave
02:55 -!- Tapir was kicked from #ducss by spacedave [Tapir]
02:55 < inky> why kick ;_;
02:55 <@spacedave> I will unban him in the morning
02:55 < inky> why ban ;_;
02:55 <@spacedave> alright fine
02:55 <@shenlok> spacedave has gone mad with power
02:56 -!- mode/#ducss [-b *!*marka@*.netsoc.tcd.ie] by shenlok
02:56 <@spacedave> shenlok: :(
02:56 <@spacedave> I was about to do that
02:56 <@shenlok> it's funny!
02:56 <@shenlok> oh right
02:56 <@shenlok> too slow!
02:56 <@spacedave> and now since you unbanned him I look like a mad tyrany
02:56 <@spacedave> *tyrant
02:57 <@spacedave> oh well
02:57 <@shenlok> meanwhile in #tcd2014
02:57 <@shenlok> 02:56 < Tapir> hekli
02:57 <@shenlok> 02:56 < Tapir> hello
02:57 <@shenlok> 02:57 < Tapir> did u ban me
02:57 <@spacedave> and ah...
02:57 < inky> haha
02:58 -!- Tapir [marka@spoon.netsoc.tcd.ie] has joined #ducss
02:58 < Tapir> fuck evcery1
02:58 < Tapir> i failed an exam
02:58 < inky> who is that
02:59 < Tapir> rob synnott; you're friends with vlad...why'd you fail me?
02:59 < Tapir> why'd hre gfai me
03:00 <@spacedave> mark mark mark
03:00 <@spacedave> you should drink more
03:00 < Tapir> ttyeah
03:00 < Tapir> fuck off
03:00 < Tapir> i tried so hard
03:00 < inky> and got so far
03:00 < WEH> That must of been one hell of a gym shesh
03:00 < WEH> you sound wasted
03:00 <@spacedave> anyways, I'mma bed
03:00 <@shenlok> but in the end
03:00 < Tapir> anfd i stilll loswould you mmoss bme if i d7ied?
03:01 <@spacedave> cool
03:01 < Tapir> kill every 1
03:01 < inky> yes sir
03:01 <@shenlok> god damnit nobody finished the chorus
03:01 < inky> you were too late :'(
03:02 < WEH> IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTERRRRRRRRRR
03:02 <@shenlok> i was typing your line
03:02 <@shenlok> had to start over :(
03:38 < Tapir> hey fuckers
03:39 < Tapir> i wiwiw eart uall
03:39 < Tapir> i only wanted to pass
03:39 < Tapir> :(
03:52 < Tapir> think ur funny
03:53 <@shenlok> can we get a soundbyte
04:02 < Tapir> what the fduck
04:02 < Tapir> oh god my parents gonna kill me
04:02 < Tapir> monged
04:02 < Tapir> nikki's here
04:02 < Tapir> say hi
04:15 < maign> ...
04:15 <@shenlok> hi maign
04:16 <@shenlok> you've missed some mark spazz
04:16 < Tapir> bite me aewngfus u queer
04:16 < maign> so i see
04:16 < maign> you been sucking cock in fibs again tapir
04:17 < Tapir> fick u
04:17 <@shenlok> the dragon actually
04:17 <@shenlok> or so i believe
04:19 < Tapir> hey aengus
04:20 < Tapir> go fuck yourself you cryptofascist fucking faggot
04:20 < Tapir> go off and work for your fucking corporation
04:20 < Tapir> faggot
04:26 < maign> hi
04:26 < maign> "faggot"
04:31 < Tapir> haw
04:31 < Tapir> fuck foff
04:35 < maign> hi
04:35 < maign> "faggot"
04:35 < Tapir> fuck off
04:36 < Tapir> ssmaert arse
04:37 < maign> hi nikki
04:44 < Tapir> haw
04:44 < Tapir> you cant toujch me

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